I meant to post this last night but if you’re mad about any of the primary results you got 24 hours to bleed, try not to say anything you’ll regret in 48, and then it’s Blue No Matter Who.

"What is a woman?" Jim Haggerty knows the answer to the question liberals refuse to ask.

The overwhelming right wing sentiment is that COVID was an engineered bioweapon that was also harmless. Trump overreacted to it by shutting down the country, then engineered a drive to create a vaccine that was the real bioweapon that killed millions, and it's Joe Biden's fault.

If you wanna get funky with it, the Real race-neutral casting was having Matt Damon play Odysseus.

Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò@olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · last wk.

to put it very mildly "there'd better be a Very Good Reason to include non white people in stuff" is not really making the point Wilson thinks she is

"The Odyssey" was a fine movie but its politics were a bit iffy. wouldve been way better if at the end the Odysseus turned to the camera & said "The FOMC shoudn't have raised rates in 2015" & then specified that they should have waited until Q2 2017.

Thread. God I love H John Benjamin

The Isaac Who Came In From the Butler@isaacbutler.bsky.social · 2w ago

I saw HJB open for Yo La Tengo last year and he did this bit that had me doubled over and in pain that I keep thinking about. Basically his entire set was terrible one liners with his playing rim shots after each one. Ex “they should call them no La tengo becuase they don’t have it!”…

I didn't include the link because the video WASN'T EMBEDDED in the story and the headline IS A LIE but I did go to the scientific paper and download the relevant video not sure if anyone needs a TW but the sunfish truly gets blowed up

And he’s right to do it!

Widow's Bay DSA@gonebabygone.bsky.social · 2w ago

Comedy discourse always conflates edginess with integrity and meanwhile the guy who sings song parodies about submarine sandwiches is shaming Dave Chappelle and Bill Burr

Run, don’t walk, to see the odyssey.

Dang they really got a category for everything

The Amazing World of Tomorrow

1–In January 2025, I first started to report on Jimmie “Chris” Duncan. His story was shocking on its face: In 1998 he was sentenced to death for killing Haley Oliveaux, his former girlfriend’s 23-month-old daughter. But there was more to the story … 🧵 @propublica.org @veritenews.org

dead of a hardened heart lmao. this is like how they would describe the cause of death for the Grinch

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 3w ago

WASHINGTON (AP) — Lindsey Graham died from aorta rupture stemming from hardening of arteries: preliminary finding from medical examiner.

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

While many of you are likely yelling “go Jesus!” or “go holy father!” I’m yelling “go Pope Leo and the Canon Law of the Catholic Church!”

Claire Willett@clairewillett.bsky.social · last mo.

THE VATICAN IS CALLING IT A SCHISM I REPEAT HOUSTON, WE HAVE A SCHISM

🚨🚨🚨MEMBERS OF THE ORDER WHO STAY IN THE ORDER ARE *ALL* EXCOMMUNICATED🚨🚨🚨

Every conservative gripe lately has just sounded like this to me

Magnets, How Do They Work? (ICP Meme)

Alt: Magnets, How Do They Work? (ICP Meme)

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There it is.

Julia Is Waving, Not Drowning@booktweeting.bsky.social · last mo.

needing to be warm is a Global North thing; needing to be cool used to be a Global South thing therefore heating is necessary and cooling is not

This is exactly what the World Cup is for.

Gravel Influencer@gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · last mo.

A BBC reporter was interviewing a Cape Verdean man when the team scored its first-ever World Cup goal. It got LOUD and it's delightful.

Larry david getting yelled at for saying “happy pride!” at straight women with short hair.

historians are divided on whether trump was actually a real person, or the stories of a large series of petty tyrants over a period of perhaps 100 years whose stories got merged and blended together back when AI was unsophisticated and new

*veep theme*

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2mo ago

Trump struggles to clasp the Medal of Honor to Major Nicholas Dockery -- and then ties it?

Taking 90 minutes to explain this to my wife

Jane@jane.meangirls.online · 2mo ago

Rolling a Sherman playing Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy through Operation Market Garden and causing Dutch 9/11.

hey you want to watch the future, where we chisel his name off stuff? well, you can get a glimpse now www.youtube.com/live/aAhm880...

LIVE: See Donald Trump’s name come off the Kennedy Center as it happens

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“It’s about time somebody showed those Iranian bastards… *new tweet* .. how much we Love… *new tweet* TO BLOW THEM TO SMITHEREENS *new tweet* with, uh, friendship”

George Pearkes@peark.es · 2mo ago

Never mind I guess! Spoos bid, crude offered on this.

God gives his most exciting basketball games to his sleepiest presidents

Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Trying a new thing where I sleep sitting up, how am I doing be honest

yes. IMO the public, consistent performance of any kind of conviction, esp. in a mode that mixes righteous indignation and empathy, over and against self-imposed rhetorical means-testing - is sorely lacking among liberals; no coincidence that only a billionaire (!) seems to think he can afford it

dan solomon@dansolomon.com · 2mo ago

i have no evidence of this but remain convinced that answering this question with conviction is more appealing to more voters, including those who tell pollsters they disagree, than trying to thread any number of needles to find the maximally acceptable answer

Why do the kids want to describe everything like vegetables? Everything’s chopped or washed or cooked now.