I'm the only one who knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is because I'm dating her
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It's one of those things that's been slowly lost in translation but the implication of Plato's Cave allegory is that they're jacking off in there, whereas Plato understood that true sensuality lives outside the cave. This was lost on egghead nerds who only know about women from books.
I always feel bad killing bugs, but what help me get over accidentally killing a fly I was trying to save was the fact that If I fell into a elephants watering hole and it accidentally strangled me to death with its trunk trying to save me I wouldn't blame the elephant.
going hard in the paint against a municipal grocery store selling food at a loss but not food pantries who give it away for free with government subsidy
There needs to be a way to filter Steam reviews based on whether the person is a broke ass or not.
Getting more mad at my Streamers movie opinions than I would if they suddenly started a right wing grift
Sorry to bring sad news to your feed, but Jimothy the viral racoon with Short Spine Syndrome has passed away after being beaten to death by Punch the Monkey
Glad all those streamers get to go to their cute little Summer Camp!
It's called The Odyssey because the odyence will see it
User with this avatar just got blocked 🤖 [picture of you at your 7th birthday that you didnt know existed]
You only have so much time in your lifespan so at this point if anything has the Akira bike slide thing or the three spider mans pointing at each other I just leave immediately
What's annoying about Obsidian doing a new Fallout game is that when it inevitably sucks everyone can just blame the layoffs and industry rather than the fact that they just lost the sauce after New Vegas
You know there's so many people who haven't had a vegetable in their adult life and still have diarrhea everyday swearing off vegetables right now
The Amazing Digital Circus isn't a Homestuck. TADC is a Steven Universe. It makes things a bit confusing because back in the day Steven Universe was a Homestuck but nowadays they differ. Deltarune is a Homestuck of course.
You can't just up and decide to reappear on the same day lindsey graham drops dead and not expect me to think some sort of dark magick ritual sacrifice soul eating took place. It's called occam's razor
Axios@axios.com · 4w agoJUST IN: McConnell breaks weeks of silence about his hospitalization
Sometimes the interpretations in a video essay are so surface level that you just gotta turn it off.
On a conceptual level the Onion taking over InfoWars is funny and a well deserved spit in the face of those dudes, but damn is none of the actual content that funny
They are doing this to Mitch McConnell so he can keep serving in the senate
You guys are watching soccer? The kids game? You know that's a game for kids right. Sure it was designed for adults but it's mostly played by kids.
They are doing this to Mitch McConnell so he can keep serving in the senate
God how I WISH someone on this website would look at a joke and respond to it like it's a deeply held belief that needs fact checking.
