Nick Rheinwald-Jones
@spybrunch.com
Immersive entertainment producer (Spy Brunch LLC). My dog thinks I'm awesome and my cat thinks I'm average.
Opening the same day as my Charlemagne epic where everyone talks like the Swedish Chef. Let’s Barbenheimer this shit
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 13h agoRobert Eggers is set to direct a new film adaptation of ‘ROMEO AND JULIET’. The film will feature the actors speaking in Olde English. (Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
I just resigned from my job at this factory. We never told this machine to make chocolates faster than we could wrap them. This should terrify you.
when i start ruminating on the boxed cereals which destroyed my memory, nothing can help me sleep. not even getting in full military regalia
This news and especially the “reasons” cited in the article makes me want to punch through a wall, and have there be Amazon execs inside that wall
🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾@blackamazon.bsky.social · 3d agoI’m so sick of everybody and the racism and the sexism and how it’s destroying fun deadline.com/2026/09/ride...
Nobody is going to want to hear this, but a real risk we face, no matter who is president next, is that they will see no need to restore the rights lost or the executive power stolen in the last 10 years.
Malevolent Maelstrom@chemicalchaos.bsky.social · 3d agoHey its fucking wierd more of the dems platform isnt "we will give you abortion rights back"
When I was younger, IMDb trivia was like “The director smashed a wine bottle over the actor’s head for sleeping with his wife.” Now IMDb trivia is like “Some of the actors in this Marvel movie were also in other Marvel movies”
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
Forbes@forbes.com · 5d agoTilly Norwood, a controversial AI “actor,” abruptly switched languages during an interview with Piers Morgan, though the company behind the AI creation denied she malfunctioned.
No no, ignore this, you can absolutely trust the tall feminine bunny with giant eyelashes who says “my hero”
Tom McKay@catturd2.bsky.social · 4d agoFBI warns ICE agents not to trust any women willing to date them gizmodo.com/fbi-warns-ic...
“Chief, this situation is out of control. Our local officers are pinned down. Even SWAT is overwhelmed.” Chief (hands on hips, deep breath): Time to call in the goatfuckers
Spencer Ackerman@attackerman.bsky.social · 6d agoIt’s probably going to work out great for the reputation of the FBI now that you can just assume every agent is into bestiality
my opponent is trying to smear me, but here's the truth: im like them but less. you hate transgenders right? i mean ill keep it out of schools but i wont make it legal to kill em. is that good enough? you can kill a few if that'll help
Erin Reed@erininthemorning.com · 6d agoHoly shit. Marcy Kaptur becomes the latest Dem to release an anti-trans ad, and its worse than all the rest combined. "I voted WITH Republicans to keep transgender ideology out of schools, and let me be clear, boys should NOT play in girls sports." This is getting out of control.
Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”
These out of touch elites sharing a one-bedroom in Bushwick with three other unemployed graphic designers can’t possibly understand the struggles of the common man who sits at his Eames kitchen table at night calculating the cost of a new Gulfstream
Jake Grumbach@jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 6d ago
So I wandered into a creepy house with legs, yaga yaga yaga, now my whole family is cursed
The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 6d agoTrump: "If we lose $50 billion a year with a country, and we say 'we're not going to trade with you anymore,' we don't lose $50 billion a year. It's very simple. Right?"
skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here
Study Finds Voices Should Sound Normal Through Walkie-Talkies By Now https://theonion.com/study-finds-voices-should-sound-normal-through-walkie-talkies-by-now/
“We’ve already overthrown every sector of government, but, uh, I guess we could try, like, underthrowing it?”
FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 7d agoVance's midterms pitch: "Give us another chance. Give us another couple of years"
Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.
I’m not complicit. Please don’t put in the newspaper that I was complicit
