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Banner by @chocolatequill 🦌 she/her 🦌MtG collector, D&D player 🦌 #1 Quaxly fan 🦌 Friend of all things in nature 🦌 got that massive autism 🦌 will post/repost slight NSFW art, so NO MINORS 🔞

"To you I am obscene, but to myself I simply am." - The Creature, Frankenstein (2025) This will be available as prints for Furrydelphia! And boy howdy holy fuck did it take me a while to finish. Thank you everyone for the words of encouragement along the way :')

Every modern razor mangles your shit like crazy and costs 200 dollars and unfortunately the only alternative is to buy products made by companies called like The Epic Sirs Haberdashery

NINTENDO DIRECT ENGLISH V/O: *low register* In a world ruled by dragon blood, a hero must rise and slay Wyverniax… NINTENDO DIRECT ENGLISH V/O: *next slide, in high register* Return to Stinktown with your buddies as you wield the new Megaplunger! But watch out…something reeks!!

"Dyfed, the Guiding Hand" - 16"x20" Oil on Cradled Board AD: Deborah Garcia This was the first time I've read an entire book to really dial in on a Magic assignment, but I'm glad I did. There are a lot of narrative details woven in throughout her design and the scene itself. #mtg #mtgmbc

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Fae: “Tell us your true name.” Me: “…Just my name? No birthdate, no SSN, no fingerprint scan, no address, no mother’s maiden name? Are you sure you’ve even got the right Olivia Waite? There’s like six.” Fae: “What the hell kind of bargains have you been making?” Me: “They call it health insurance.”

Me: The new agent harness is great. You feed your tokens into the machine. Then you run simulations which, if successful, produces tickets. If they fail you have to buy more tokens and keep running the sims. Once you have enough tickets you can redeem them Boss: are you at dave & busters, yes or no

cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash? cop 2: he sent a post that reads "padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes" cop: not bad but it ain't going viral cop 2: posting isn't just about going viral cop: (sighs) not this shit again