Sorry for what I said when you were ignoring me. I stand by it but I'm sorry nonetheless.
SteveP 🇨🇦
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I love almost everyone-except Nazis & TERFs. he/him/his. Expect puns. By Me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6vadqr2mb3mitlyuhcqi5lln/feed/aaapte7vpkpr4
THERE'S A BOURDAIN MOVIE?! 🚨AND IT'S COMING OUT THIS FRIDAY?!?!?🚨 www.nytimes.com/2026/08/04/s...
Inside a Screening of ‘Tony,’ Anthony Bourdain’s Biopic, for Restaurant Workers Only (Gift Article)
Servers, hosts, bartenders, line cooks, dishwashers and chefs were treated to a night at the movies to watch the new film “Tony.”
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Them : Is bread masculine or feminine? Me: Actually it’s naan bianary
Maureen on the Brady Bunch just turned 70.
Lannister Overlooking Burning City
Alt: Lannister Overlooking Burning City, Tommen jumping out a window
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Ai in Space? "In Space" installments are famously the best of any franchise. Hellraiser in Space Leprechaun in Space Jason In Space
Jake_Vig@jakevig.bsky.social · 5h agoI think I figured it out. SpaceX's business is essentially just announcing some ridiculous plan that will never happen, and then ending it with "on the moon" or "on Mars."
So, new theory. Skynet becomes aware. Realizes its creators have done the stupidest thing ever, and will be reliant on "AI" and stop being able to think and work for themselves, doomed to just regurgitate the past and never create new. It resets the human race.
Apparently the new flood is dudebros tittering about how could people possibly live without generative LLMs. I *REALLY* want the apocalypse, now. Pretty please?
Yup. Someone was digging for grubs, again
SteveP 🇨🇦@stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 16h agoI think I hear skunks 🦨 I suspect thats what’s been gouging up my yard. Skunks are cute but I don’t want any altercations. I could get sprayed, not know it, and spread it in my car or my house 😬 My greatest fear outside of gas leaks.
8:30 Roof repair ad Door repair ad Law Firm CJ Barrymore's (theme park) Wallside Windows No Haley Stevens calling herself a "fighter". 👍 Just need to see people having fun and being told to ask my doctor if Absurdium is right for me Lawyer Jeweller Floors vascular doctor Home repair Lawyer
SteveP 🇨🇦@stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 22h agoI, for one, will just be happy when the Michigan TV ads go back to ambulance chasers and garage door repairmen
One minute you're young & fun and the next you're falling asleep with your cat at 8pm.
A lot of people are confused by the concept of “cat years" so here's a little guide: 0-1 years - just a little baby 1-3 years - just a little baby 4-9 years - just a little baby 10+ years - just a little baby
I think I hear skunks 🦨 I suspect thats what’s been gouging up my yard. Skunks are cute but I don’t want any altercations. I could get sprayed, not know it, and spread it in my car or my house 😬 My greatest fear outside of gas leaks.
if god intended for women to remain fertile this late in life, the least she could've done is give us a penis
I, for one, will just be happy when the Michigan TV ads go back to ambulance chasers and garage door repairmen
Good thing, I can find humor in everything and be easily entertained just sitting and watching absolute unhinged bullshit.
No idea how I'd be able to manage the current state of the world without the help of you all paying my bills and explaining things to me. Oh wait, you don't pay my bills and I'm a grownass adult who can do or watch whatever tf I want. Anywho, happy 3yr skyversary to me!
There are way better reasons to block me besides being on one of those idiotic lists.
The world needs fat guys. The world does not need chuds
I need my neighbor to stop talking to my lawn guy. He’s busy, you fool
You ever stop adjusting the blinds for a third time and think "why did I come in here again" then remember the tea you forgot about is reheating in the microwave?
People will call furries sick in the head while literally shooting fat ropes over a sentient basket
