If you’re in St. Louis go eat some gourmet grub and greet the great gabber!

BILL OAKLEY@thatbilloakley.bsky.social · 6d ago

ST. LOUIS: SOLD OUT! Second night added and new tickets at www.toasttab.com/catering/the...

If you know a happy republican, make them unhappy any way you can.

this is not true. there was no conspiracy. it didn't matter whether the streetcars were publicly owned (seattle, detroit) or private (los angeles, atlanta). a thread (because i wrote a whole-ass book on this): 1/?

David Ho@davidho.bsky.social · 3d ago

Is everyone aware of the General Motors streetcar conspiracy? In the mid-20th century, auto and oil interests bought up electric streetcar systems across the US and systematically replaced them with bus routes and paved roads, funneling commuters toward private cars.

L'évidence éternelle (genoux) / The eternally obvious (knees) - 1954 #artbots #magritte

Seriously. There can’t be a NO CRIMESIES FOR ME AND MY FAMILY ruling that holds. What kind of fucking democracy is this?

Andrew Lawrence@ndrew.bsky.social · 2d ago

the next president has a duty to the country to prove that “tax immunity” is a completely made up thing that doesnt exist. they need to do this through intense prosecution to signal to future leaders what will happen if they try this

Here's where the show's host should say: "If you don't stop lying, we're going to end this interview."

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d ago

RFK Jr: We had the highest death rate from covid of any nation on earth BASH: That's not accurate RFK Jr: What I said was accurate BASH: There are other countries that had higher RFK Jr: When Fauci was mismanaging the pandemic, he was doing it under the Biden administration

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

These guys won’t stand up for the daughter of a Republican US Senator and they’ll never stand up for your daughter. But they will send some goon to inspect her crotch.

Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 3d ago

Max Miller is denying all the allegations against him and you can tell he's sincere because of the popped collar.

One of my favorite things recently is James Carville FaceTiming into centrist festivals from his death bed with no recline to complain about any Democrat under the age of 60. Invariably his corpse winds up on Fox News. Master of communications right here.

You'll never be as viral as the most absolute low effort garbage.

If you have “fuck you” money, do whatever you want. Enjoy these collectibles any way you see fit. It does a favor for those of us that are hoping to cash in by removing one more item from the market, increasing rarity. (I have never owned any Pokémon cards, let alone valuable ones.)

Dexerto@dexerto.bsky.social · 5d ago

K-pop star Momo is under fire after breaking open a vintage graded Pokémon card to stick it on her face and keep it in her phone case

By Winold Reiss, 1886-1953. Girl with Blanket, 1925. Pastel and Conté crayon on illustration board. Private Collection. #arthistory #art #portrait #pastel

I’m going to tell y’all’s kids that this is Charlie Brown & Friends.

Check out the steaming pile of AI garbage that just won $1,000 first prize in the Ohio State Fair poster contest. It's especially tragic since the 5th place, drawn by an actual human, is great. Rooster (OH fair has biggest poultry show in US) riding the "butter cow" (exactly what it sounds like).

Sometimes I wonder if I’m in the wrong line of work. Then, I’m reminded that nobody will pay me to kick very bad people in their genitals.

They could not look guiltier if they tried. If Mitch is dead/incapacitated, These people should be in prison for fraud/racketeering. They’re defrauding the people of Kentucky for their salaries at the VERY least. @govandybeshear.bsky.social #MissingMitchMcconnell

Dubai chocolate is like the Ai of desserts. It’s inescapable, is often shit and it’s meteoric rise to ubiquity leads me to think it’s funded by something quietly evil.

Hurling F-bombs at an 85-year-old scientist who won’t fight back doesn’t make you tough. Staying silent after your own daughter accused Rep. Max Miller of holding a gun to her head, pushing her against a wall, and fracturing your granddaughter’s collarbone makes you a coward.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

Moreno to Fauci: "Who the fuck did you think you were?"

I want 90 minutes of heart wrenching apology for eating cold plums.

Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · last wk.

Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now

A letter from the mother of Alex Pretti, six months after he was murdered by ICE.

Steve liked pop art, watched The Dink and ate Yodels.

Jordan@slclunk.com · 2w ago

If I die in anyway that makes news, please don’t write about me like this.

The mass cowardice and deference the press corps continues to show is an astonishing realization. They’re all just holding onto paychecks and journalism and solidarity can eat shit.

Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social · 2w ago

After remarking about her looks, Trump says to one of CNN’s most prominent journalists, “Smile Kaitlin. Just smile.” These journalists need to understand he’s trying to humiliate all of you. Not just Collins.

🔥 @jamestalarico.bsky.social : “The only minority destroying America is billionaires: Trans people aren’t taking away our healthcare. Muslims aren’t defunding our schools. Immigrants aren’t cutting taxes for themselves + their rich friends… It’s billionaires & their puppet politicians.”

AI event flyers are ruining my life cause I didn't know I had so many friends with bad taste

The best Bat in the biz is back with another banger ep.

Bibby Moynihan@bibbymoynihan.bsky.social · 2w ago

This month on the shoe….. Harley Quinn is here! Or is she AI?!?!? FIND OUT NOW ON CBB PRESENTS! CBBWORLD.COM @comedybangbangworld @brettmorrisinternet @scottaukerman @stevedressler @hicaitlinreilly

Dearest @govandybeshear.bsky.social, You’re getting dog walked by a dead man. Don’t be Merrick Garland. Call for the Special Election already. Let Mitch prove he’s alive. He can’t. Because he’s fucking dead. Love, God