If this guy doesn't get to keep his badger, I'm storming Parliament. Who's with me?
Angry People in Local Newspapers@apiln.bsky.social · 7m agoSTRIPY CAT #NiceThings
Steven Burns
@stevenroyburns.bsky.social
All my own teeth. Fulham, Ayr Utd, Windsor&Eton, London Scottish FC, Shed Seven, LibDems, Français, Deutsch, Srpsko-Hrvatski, Русскоязычный 🇺🇦 🏴🇲🇹 Still rocking the double denim. Not the Blue's Clues guy despite what Google AI thinks.
Angry People in Local Newspapers@apiln.bsky.social · 7m ago
bob dylan's "i won't ever smile, even when publicly greeting someone i've proactively arranged to meet" schtick is so pathetically rude teenager, i hate it
When the right lose, it's never "because the opposition offered a better platform", is it.
Today marks the 8th anniversary of this iconic and legendary Welsh sporting moment
Ah we've entered the season in which wankers sit idling in their massive diesel SUVs with the engine running to keep the heater going. Good will and death by asthma to all.
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Well there's a first. Been for a haircut and the barber asks HAVE YOU GOT ANY GRANDCHILDREN. I suppose it's the wrong time of year to ask where you're going on holiday.
@mickeyonions.bsky.social What was that pub in Raynes Park under threat of closure and redevelopment?
Still raging about the Fulham Scheißeschau last night by the way #TheFootball
Nigel Farage saying he skipped the Budget because (effectively) he was worried Lib Dem MPs would beat him up might be the most pathetic-sounding thing he's ever said. More importantly, it's also very funny.
One day, someone at Fulham will finally wake up at 3am in a cold sweat, and scream FUCK WE FORGOT TO REPLACE MITROVIĆ #TheFootball
Fulham absolutely dominant, chances all over the shop, 1-0 defeat incoming #TheFootball
If you're unsure about the result of the election in Serbia, know this. It annoyed Russia. Good enough for me.
Steve Rosenberg@bbcstever.bsky.social · last wk.In today's Russian papers, surprise at the the defeat of Moscow ally Aleksander Vučić in Serbia. One paper: “Russia can expect nothing good from this.” Another: “The results benefit the EU.” But several point out: “The Serbs are dependant on Russian gas.” #ReadingRussia
Michael Atiyah 🇪🇬: Fields Medal 1966 (also Abel Prize 2004), for K-theory. Ahmed Zewail 🇪🇬: Nobel for Chemistry 1999, for his work on femtochemistry. Omar M. Yaghi 🇯🇴: Wolf Prize 2018, Nobel for Chemistry 2025, for his work on reticular chemistry Naguib Mahfouz 🇪🇬: Nobel for literature 1988
The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · last wk.RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Nobel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."
This is how you make change. Not climbing up lampposts with stupid flags and trying to burn down buildings. Peacefully, with dignity and really really hard work.
Nice Partizan Belgrade flag appearance at the end of this clip. Have THAT, Red Star.
AFP News Agency@en.afp.com · last wk.Supporters of Serbia's student-backed protest movement celebrate in the streets of Belgrade as veteran leader Aleksandar Vucic concedes defeat for his ruling party in snap elections. The vote is the culmination of nearly two years of student-led protests
Fulham finally win one of the world's rarest derbies, the Chinny Reckon
Jimmy Hill's Chinny Reckon
ALT: Jimmy Hill's Chinny Reckon
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I get it if you live in the wilds and there's nothing else but there's no need in suburban England.
It's funny, when my dad was a kid, every house burned coal and it fucking stunk and everybody was coughing up oily phlegm. Then people got gas fires and central heating and all that went away. Then some twee cunts thought it would be nice to burn wood and it fucking stinks again.
Prints available in my shop of this one from last year. The perfect Christmas gift for the philosophically-inclined office wall . Limited edition, numbered and signed giclee art print - link to shop in bio. #philosophy
![Print of a cartoon by Stephen Collins. Script as follows:
[Scene is ANCIENT GREECE - where SOCRATES and PLATO and others are sitting round, thinking]
1
SOCRATES:
Plato..
PLATO:
Yes Socrates?
2
SOCRATES:
Can you tell me, are you human?
PLATO:
Why… yes, Socrates
3
SOCRATES:
And would you agree, Plato, that a human knows what a chariot is?
PLATO:
Um, yep
4
SOCRATES:
So you can tell me, then
5
[Socrates produces a papyrus, showing a drawing of the corner of a chariot wheel]
SOCRATES:
*Is that a chariot*?
6
PLATO:
Well
that’s more just a bit of wheel
7
SOCRATES:
So not a *chariot*.
PLATO:
No.
8
SOCRATES:
[Producing another papyrus with the full drawing of the chariot, chopped into boxes]
So if a man were challenged to “tap the boxes containing chariots to prove you’re human” when he was just trying to check his ClubCard points... *where could he tap*?
9
PLATO:
Well you can’t tap any of them really
10
SOCRATES:
So are we not human?
PLATO:
‘Spose not.
11
[Bleak pause]
12
PLATO:
I’ll get the hemlock
SOCRATES:
Yeah
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