hot lady: wow that was so good your dick is crazy. also can i buy a billion gpus from you me (thinking): damn she must really like me
it's a miracle that the end zones in the colts' stadium read "indianapolis." if you were to plant a field of grass, the odds that it would turn out blue and white and perfectly spell out the word "indianapolis" are about 1 in 100. what's more, the field is indoors. it's proof that god is real
Every time someone brings up the torment nexus I think about how one of the largest chains of mechanics is called Midas.
Now that it’s dead I can finally speak my truth: If it wasn’t a lemon, and wasn’t made by the dumbest, lamest, cruelest man alive, I would love a brutalist polygon car.
He's testing the waters and betting correctly that if Schumer/Jeffries are the leaders, there will be no accountability
Anna Bower@annabower.bsky.social · 3d agoBREAKING: Trump announces Stephen Miller will become White House Chief of Staff
The truth is he was always unpopular and just steadily got more unpopular but to admit that means all that stuff about vibe shifts and wokeness going too far was just made up by the media and alot of people in the media don’t have anything else to talk about because its the one story they write
Josh Marshall@joshtpm.bsky.social · 4d agoAre we just totally making shit up now?
Cannot overemphasize the need to stay angry at politicians including the ones that just got elected. You need to be willing to primary them at the next opportunity if they don’t hold up their end of the bargain, and you need to be reminding them of that willingness.
Alright you all have to stop libbing out now. We’re taking that away because you can’t behave.
House Judiciary Dems@democrats-judiciary.house.gov · 4d agoIt’s time for ICE to take the masks off, turn the body cameras on, and start answering to the American people who pay for their bloated budget.
Why isn’t there a stoner road trip movie called Wages of Beer where a pair of dudes have to drive a beer truck up a perilous mountain to ensure a chalet has enough beer for the weekend?
This can be fixed by not returning to brunch, simple as!
Asher HELLbein@asherelbein.bsky.social · 4d agoOne or two people I know IRL have been publicly poo-pooing midterm enthusiasm on the terms that "liberals are just going to return to brunch," and I think it crystalized something for me, which is that there is a tendency within some of our movements to be deeply, venomously suspicious of joy
The losing will continue until morale improves
GOLIKEHELLMACHINE@golikehellmachine.com · 4d agoa good many of you have, frankly, very bizarre fantasies about what the job of a caucus leader is and how well schumer has done it, but whatever, if someone wants to take a run at him, great, go for it, it is an *extremely* thankless job
a whole lotta people got killed to answer the question of slavery in the US, and later a whole lot more people got killed to answer the question of global fascism. but the slaveholders and the fascists managed to claw their way back. this election isnt a major victory. its a very narrow opportunity
Campaign messages that proved shockingly ineffective: - You probably weren't even really molested - Why does James Talarico keep sucking my cock - Oh so I guess we're just normalizing medical debt delinquency now? -AES is a threat to the Jews, just ask this Protestant lady who talks like Cornholio
Republican’s Big “Beautiful” Bill timed their Medicaid and Medicare cuts to go into effect after the midterms in order to blame Dems. Maybe get ahead of that messaging now.
“I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.” is going to go down as an all-time political line.
You don’t punish them into the ground you get the same fucking gallery of corrupt creeps and goons working for the next Republican president or house/senatorial majority.
If Jeffries is not brought in line, the public will throw Democrats out in 2028.
When no one gets meaningfully punished or impeached what will you do? The same thing you did after the 08 financial crash when no one was punished? Starting thinking about whether you will change your thinking about what needs to be done
They’re letting LBJ get a blowjob in hell tonight
You might want to recheck your math, congressman.
MS NOW@ms.now · 6d ago"The American people don't want us to get even; they want us to get things done on their behalf." House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, who is now poised to become the next House Speaker, says that Democrats will focus on affordability concerns and not retribution after their midterm wins.
Remember the real heroes of last night: the IRGC.
Only two more NFC East vs NFC East island games left this year. We’ve almost made it.
I don't imagine that having a mentally ill woman go on CNN and blink really fast while explaining that she's voting Republican but also really wants Democrats to win is the closing message that either party had in mind. It does feel fitting, however.
This dude always looks like Michael Cera took just an itty bitty peek inside the Ark of the Covenant
We are shocked and heartbroken. The AIPAC money she took before the primary that helped pay our salaries is completely unrelated to this decision btw. Please put in the paper that we were mad.
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · last wk.Statement from Justin German, (former) Chief of Staff to Rep. Haley Stevens: “We are shocked and heartbroken by Congresswoman Stevens' decision to support Mike Rogers. As of this morning, many members of our team have resigned, including myself”
