whom amongst us would not take secret gifts from a criminal while in public office

Our podcast @leylinehighrewind.bsky.social has been long listed in the British Podcast Awards! Very exciting, and lovely to be in such good company 🙌

Leyline High Rewind@leylinehighrewind.bsky.social · last mo.

🎉 Leyline High Rewind has been long listed for best fiction at the British Podcast Awards! 🎉

I find it so weird that I can't text my dog while I'm out to see how he is

When ChatGPT calls you Shirley instead of your real name, check if your phone is in airplane mode.

Can't prove this but maybe the reason for Attenborough's longevity is that whenever Paddington arrives to shepherd his soul on, he fends him off with his powers of nature narration. "The perplexed ursine psychopomp withdraws, his hunt unsuccessful. Perhaps a 1970s bass player will make easier prey."

Lol Farage on BBC already saying "councils don't have enough money, we can't promise miracles!" coz he knows what an absolutely dogshit job Reform does running a council.

This is so lovely and well deserved! If like me you're a fan of excellent independent comedy podcasts check out @atomcrowley.bsky.social. Some of us always knew it was the funniest podcast but now it is *officially* the funniest too. Hooray!!

Tom Crowley@atomcrowley.bsky.social · 3mo ago

🏆 Crowley Time took the big award for Funniest Podcast of 2026 at the Golden Lobes last night! I can’t believe it. Here’s me talking about the whole situation ⬇️ youtu.be/IbKwebNJZZc?...

There’s a case for bringing back in the inverted commas.

If you’re free this Friday or Saturday at 8.45pm I’m doing my character show “Should I Still Be Doing This?” at Soho Theatre. There are some new surprises that I’m excited about amongst the usual tomfoolery! sohotheatre.com/events/susan...

Kent comedy fans, I'm doing my character show "Should I Still Be Doing This?" in Faversham on Monday 20th April at The Alexander Centre. Selling well but a few tickets left if you're quick! Pic taken by my amazing tour manager, by which I mean my mum. thealex.org.uk/event/susan-...

There is no McTry.

Can’t wait for this! The most lovely & inclusive experimental comedy night there is ❤️

The Alternative Comedy Memorial Society (ACMS)@theacms.bsky.social · 5mo ago

#ACMS 📆 Monday 13th April 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ £8+ online from wegottickets.com/event/696113 🏆 Chortle Award winners 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with e.g. @bjalborough.bsky.social, @brainmage.bsky.social, @sueharrison123.bsky.social, AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask

Saw your boyfriend in Hobbycraft

I love that they’ve done this so that we, sorry I mean *children* can pretend to drive the train

Dreamt I went to see Paddington the musical & the rain sequence was so realistic the v audience had to dry off with hairdryers in the interval

I can't believe how many photographs there are of Peter Mandelson in a bathrobe. He's like a depressed 80s mum.

Can't wait to do the best comedy night on the planet (scientifically proven fact) again!

The Alternative Comedy Memorial Society (ACMS)@theacms.bsky.social · 5mo ago

#ACMS 📆 Monday 13th April 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ £10 online from wegottickets.com/event/696113 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with e.g. @bjalborough.bsky.social, @brainmage.bsky.social, Katie Hand, Lil Wenker, @sueharrison123.bsky.social, AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask

Worrye not about 'being productive,' for thou art not a product. Thou art a star daunsinge yn a hopeful skye. A signal blinking across centuryes and worldes. Thou art a song performid just once and perfectlye.

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

This is such a great book! Sparky and romantic and very, very funny.

People all over the world have one thing in common! 🌎🤝

But… but is there *ANY* way this could be a woman’s fault…?

My solo show Susan Harrison: Should I Still Be Doing This? is on next week Friday 13th at 6.00pm as part of @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social at the gorgeous Big Difference venue and I'd love to see you there! If you like fun, silly, warm, surreal comedy this is the show for you!

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

Wow, that Poppy TikTok person is so insightful 🤓

Lead Mojo@leadmojo.co.uk · 6mo ago

Exclusively on the NonCensored Patreon: TikTok’s Head of Algorithm Growth Poppy Ticktock (coincidentally the niece of TikTok’s owner, Ian Ticktock) explains the changes that have been made recently. Patreon.com/NonCensored

Television is 100 years old today! 🎉

I'm going to be taking part in the Annual 50 hour London Improvathon this year. For those of you who don't know what that is, it's a gloriously mad & experimental show/experience where performers improvise for up to 50 hours. Audience can sign up to watch as much or as little as they like!

Here we goooo! Tickets on sale now 😀🎟️https://sohotheatre.com/events/susan-harrison-should-i-still-be-doing-this/

Susan Harrison: Should I Still Be Doing This? - Soho Theatre

Following a smash hit Edinburgh Fringe run, award-winning character comedian Susan Harrison is bringing her latest collection of joyfully bizarre alter-egos to Soho.

sohotheatre.com

Soho Theatre@sohotheatre.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Happy on sale day to all that celebrate 🎉 ★ Foc It Up by Kemah Bob ★ Rachel Galvo (extra seats released for this week) ★ Emmanuel Sonubi ★ Pat Rascal ★ Saaniya Abbas ★ Stephen Bailey ★ @sueharrison123.bsky.social ★ Sahib Singh ★ Comedy Sans Frontières (Extra seats released) ★ Daisy Doris May

So excited to be bringing my solo character show Susan Harrison: Should I Still Be Doing This? to @sohotheatre.bsky.social on April 24th and 25th! I would LOVE it if you can come along. Book your ticket now for fun times and good vibes 🐼

Not long now to come and see me being a polio-riddled urchin! www.birmingham-rep.co.uk/whats-on/she...

Steve Hyett@stevehyett.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Just back from seeing Sherlock Holmes and the 12 Days of Christmas at Birmingham Rep. Very, very silly and utterly fab. Loved it. A brilliant cast, with @sueharrison123.bsky.social playing a polio-riddled urchin perfectly. Her last exchange with Queen Victoria me cry with laughter. Much recommended.