Heard James Carville referred to as a “prominent strategist” and that’s like saying Gilligans Island is a prominent tv show, if you pretend time doesn’t exist lots of stuff is in the zeitgeist

a giraffe disappears and tom kean jr shows up and we’re supposed to pretend these are two separate stories. wake up sheeple

they just cut to Leo DiCaprio at the U.S. game looking coked up beyond belief just licking his own face ahahaha

bluesky the balls app

My sister, 3 months after I let her back into my life: Hey, my crazy ex has a gun & is threatening our kids bc he doesn't want them to leave. Can you go pick them up and bring them back home (250 miles away) Bitch, are you crazy?? This drama is why I cut you out of my life the 1st time!!

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This is my post, when it happens. I already claimed it.

lfg

Micah@rincewind.run · 5mo ago

and they say bluesky isn't a diverse place

NEW RESOURCE! Media folks: check out our new guide on covering anti-trans rhetoric & the criminalization of trans people. By Arielle Rebekah of Trans & Caffeinated Communications, IC Abolition Journalism Fellow Lewis Raven Wallace, & our cofounder Andrea J. Ritchie. bit.ly/TransCrimina...

absolutely incredible, just so shameless lol

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 4mo ago

Trump uses today’s shooting incident outside the White House to once again demand his ballroom

Sharing a few relaxed and leisurely kitten sketches, all of them are classic works that I personally love. Take a moment to relax with the kittens too, stretch a little, and enjoy being lazy for a while. #shouxinsketch #petart #animalart #illustrationartists #sketch

Happy 73rd Birthday to Alfred Molina 🎂

We out here 𝗟𝗔𝗦𝗧 𝗗𝗔𝗬 (𝟯) 😢for @comicpalooza.bsky.social 😎weekend, 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝟬𝟱/𝟮𝟮-𝗦𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝟬𝟱/𝟮𝟰/𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲! Come by our 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝘁𝗵 (𝟮𝟬𝟰𝟭) & say 👋! We’ll be passing out coupons and stickers, and you can hang out with your favorite record store clerks!

If you think the DHS was named such as anything other than an intimidation tactic, you've never had to deal with them, ESPECIALLY at the time. Maybe you, US-born writer, found this militarized language comforting. I recall them stealing my passport and threatening me with deportation. I was 16.

NPR@npr.org · 4mo ago

DHS was originally conceived in the interest of unity and harmony — and the phrase "homeland security" was originally meant to be reassuring. n.pr/4nOx8KP

I’ve always dreaming of buying junk cars 4 cash

Colonialism really did a number on the Colorado River, and watersheds across the US.

Treat water like family, not profit - High Country News

Federal and state approaches to managing the Colorado River – as well as land and wildlife – reflect a lack of experience.

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🌺 neutral evil? no, neutral weevil. I'm just a lil guy

later suckers, I'm only eating raw chicken from now on, gonna be throwing up all the way to the bank

Cole Wagoner 🦆 🏈@colewagoner.bsky.social · 4mo ago

He’s living in 3026 over here. What a life hack.

Grok also produces non consensual pornography of strangers on demand so I wouldn't go giving it too much credit there bud

Corey Atad@coreyatad.com · 4mo ago

this person makes an interesting point, but it's a bit divorced from the actual experience on X right now, which is more that Elon *tries* to rule with an iron fist, but even Grok calls him out as a fool half the time and that shit's hilarious and people love to see it

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I'm rewatching the kingsmen 2 & remember when Elton John just wailed on those guys?? He's pretty badass in this movie

Elton John's Vibrant Kingsman2 Performance

ALT: Elton John's Vibrant Kingsman2 Performance

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i can’t hear shit without subtitles on

idk what the shit is wrong with people using the rape and torture of activists to flap their mouths about kamala harris but it’s foul and i hope in the end you feel as desperately lonely as you sound.

hey you know what fuck you

dozen eggs is like 24 wings for $4-5 bucks just plant those bad boys and give em some water