Speaking as a middle aged white man, the thing I want most when #DoctorWho returns is for the person in charge to not be a middle aged white man.
The Benj!
@thebenj.bsky.social
Parent, game person, library person. He/him.
media when maga wins an election: we must travel the country and speak to these voters and extend empathy to them and give credence to their bigotry and false beliefs media when the left wins an election: is this the end of the american experiment
DNC Establishment Alarmed Over Growing Trend of Radical Muslims Hellbent on Providing Affordable Housing and Healthcare thehardtimes.net/blog/dnc-est...
DNC Establishment Alarmed Over Growing Trend of Radical Muslims Hellbent on Providing Affordable Housing and Healthcare
DETROIT — Progressive Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed’s defeat of centrist Nikki Haley raised alarm bells for establishment Democrats, according to weeping DNC... Read more nonsense
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I feel like it might have been a bad idea to hand the world over to sociopaths
Django Wexler@djangowexler.bsky.social · 8h agoSomehow things that would have been a background gag in a Verhoeven movie are now just real
A really funny complaint about the Zohran discount grocery store idea is that non-poor people could use it when there’s a grocery store half a mile from my grocery store that has everything cost 20% more that rich people go to because they don’t want to shop with normal people.
The Tories have selected a convicted former Neo-Nazi as a councillor. Here's why that reflects very poorly on Jeremy Corbyn.
there are so many stupid niche ninja countertop gadgets now that I'm trying to imagine someone who has space in their kitchen to have their air fryer, their soft serve ice cream machine, their machine that curls out a big turd into a mug etc
I would take back the time that I would otherwise have wasted weed-whacking back attempts to install robot bloatware on my devices, and I would use it to do a little dance.
Charlie Stross@cstross.bsky.social · 18h agoMy answer is LOL ROFL (dickbrain) The terminally AI-pilled can't even *imagine* some people have *never* asked stochastic parrots to cheat at their job for them.
"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!
SARS-CoV-2 did not come from a lab. There is no evidence pointing to laboratory origins. There’s been a massive disinformation campaign to convince the public otherwise. It’s scary how effective that campaign has been.
Always love hearing proudly ideological conservatives categorically denounce subsidies without mentioning ones that Republicans have supported for decades. Last week Sarah Isgur condemned solar and wind subsidies. Cool let’s yank gas subsidies so everyone can pay $15/gal.
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
There are two wolves. One always lies. One controls the lever of trolley track. They're in a state of superposition inside a box. On the trolley are infinite monkeys at infinite typewriters going to an infinite hotel. The trolley must first travel halfway, but before that a quarterway, and so on...
If only we had a branch of government equal to the President whose sole purpose was to act as a counter to his unrestrained power.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d agoCornyn: "There's nothing we could do to rein in the president"
Hey, devs? I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you're making a single player game? Start/Esc should ALWAYS, and IMMEDIATELY pause the game. I don't gaf how "epic" you think your camera is I just spilled something. My cat just puked. The dog got out. My kid fell. Fuck you, PAUSE THE GAME
“Generations of us have enjoyed driving out to this secluded little perch for sucking face, and now this giant corporation wants to make it some sort of growth investment,” said longtime Fredericktown resident Diane Moseley
Small Town’s Make-Out Point Purchased By Multinational Make-Out Conglomerate
FREDERICKTOWN, MO—In a move many residents of this tight-knit community say jeopardizes the beloved scenic hideaway, a multinational make-out conglomerate announced Tuesday that it had purchased the s...
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Look if you want your social media site to be a town square that’s fine but you have to remember that in real town squares normal people try to avoid the far right placard wavers and the nutters on the soapbox
I don't think people are ready for this kind of joke yet.
we keep asking for the Replicators from Star Trek, and they keep trying to give us the Replicators from Stargate.
"Liberal bubble" has only ever meant anywhere where right wing perspectives aren't artificially elevated and forced into everyone's feeds.
No cheating, post your lockscreen
J.K. Rockin'@jkrockin.bsky.social · 2d agono cheating post your lockscreen
Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.
didnt expect the sequel to be the björkrooms but im into it
@pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 2d agoBjörk in 1996, by Takashi Homma
That said, let us take a moment to thank our Bluesky Trans and Furry Elders for freaking out Jack Dorsey so much he bolted and left us this nice social media playground, taking most of his crypto chuds with him. We thank you for your service.
weird, my taxes go towards paying cops but that never seems to come up for some reason
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
It's definitionally eugenics, culling of the vulnerable of the population because their lives are considered discardable. It has actual roots & heritage.
David M. Perry@lollardfish.bsky.social · 2d agoThe MAHA position is that if some illness they let run rampant kills you but you have any other disability or health condition you had it coming and it’s not their fault.