Bentai the Tauren 🐮| EN VTuber ☑
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Why do cows wear bells? Their horns don’t work. Twitch! https://www.twitch.tv/bentaurvt Neocities! https://thebentai.neocities.org
No UX, no metrics, no SEO, no analytics, no marketing, no click tracking, no session recording, no cookie consent, and no captchas. The whole page was probably less than 50kb. It was a simpler time. It was a better time.
Pizza Hut website in 1996
I do actually love the Mets, and I also love this slab of ribeye I'm about to devour. Happy 4th
#Pidgepostbot Pidge: True(0.9998). Photo by chelsea_steve.
July 2 1999, F-1 World Grand Prix II debuted on the N64 in PAL territories! Heralded as one of the most realistic racing sims of 1999, this game was also one of only a few Nintendo 64 titles released exclusively in Europe/Australia (Though the Americas did get a version for the Game boy Color)!
“DAUGHTER. COME HERE.” “YES, PAPA?” “ME WILL TELL YOUS TRUE—WHEN ME CLEANSED DA BLOOD OF ME FOES SLAIN IN WORTHY BATTLE FROM DA BLADE OF PRINCESS BUTTERSCOTCH, IT WASHED AWAY DA LEETLE PIGGIES YOUS PAINTED ON.” “OH…WELL, DAT’S OKEE, PAPA, YOUS DON’T GOTTA—“ “YOUS MUST REPAINT DEM ON.”
REAL WARRIORS BRING HONOR TO DA WEAPON DEY LEETLE GIRL SPENT ALL DAT TIME PAINTING PINK PIGGIES ON.
Mini Rodney had a time last night, especially when Irene Cara’s “Flashdance (what a feeling)” came on!
Things seen driving through Ohio today —Silverado driven by ripped dude blasting Avenged Sevenfold —Silverado with front plate reading MUF DIVR —lady hitting a vape and letting out the biggest goddamn cloud I’ve ever seen —The Neil Armstrong Museum, which is directly across from a Waffle House
I've never been able to unsee the Mario chain chomp in the Vulcans cockpit windows
Reposting more old Sailor Moon "art"... sorry but I'm not sorry at all. You can't argue with this because it's 100% correct
Hee-hee-hee, car go vroom. Had a little driving adventure today.
Can't believe its almost been 2yrs now 🥺 and it's still my most viewed clip on Twitch haha
“Visitors” It’s the Aussies. This is warning the Aussies that our mids are loud as fuck. This ain’t Bali, Soccerroo Bogan.
Currently dying at the fact that the Washington State Department of Health department issued a warning to all visiting the state that our weed is VERY strong & not to be taken lightly. Be safe out there visiting soccer fans! (credit to @pgcornwell.bsky.social for sharing this hilarious nugget first)
entire stadium keeping Mr Brightside going after the music stops is magical
May Associated Press photographer Lindsey Wasson get a raise for this shot:
here's a wakeup alarm for my flight friends (DO NOT USE IN AIRCRAFT)
never thought I'd see the day The Simpsons pay homage to a Satoshi Kon film