I just need someone else to see this description of a pair of cycling shorts because I am dying over here
Your boyfriend on his way home from a low energy Ed Sheeran performance
Who were the idiots in Metropolis who thought Superman was a bird or a plane?
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
I see Sean Bean has his own range of pizzas in the Netherlands.
Getting absolutely hammered by targeted ads for bald lads at the moment. Give me a break, I’m tired (and bald).
Alan Titchmarsh in the buried in a coffin task in next years Traitors
Your boyfriend has reassured me by prefixing his post with ‘please delete if not allowed’
The farmer who phoned the police at RAF Fairford seeing the reports that she wasn’t actually the first person to call it in
Scott Innes@flyinginside.bsky.social · 2w agoThe farmer who phoned the police at RAF Fairford seeing the reports that she wasn’t actually the first person to call it in
I posed this pictionary guess the masterchef critic once and my mate guessed Dickham Situpstraight
Angry People in Local Newspapers@apiln.bsky.social · 3w agoINCORRECT. IT’S BASIC TAXONOMY WILLIAM.
Shortening breakfast to breaky shouldn’t be allowed, I’m afraid. That’s brakey. Brekky or gtfo.
My uncultured ass thought Pierre Novelli was a legendary French chef
