Father Tim
@timfather.bsky.social
Head of (off-world) Shapes Department for colouring in Not a priest. And my name's not Tim Puffins: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:35jhghs4olubzakttirev2vs/feed/aaaamlmjf63ri 🔞 He/Him, UK
what are the odds i can sit in this near empty medical centre and nobody will sit next to me? 15 seconds later *sad trombone sound*
There were fireworks and muskets scheduled locally for tonight, and given that Hicksy hates them, we decided to take him to a pub just outside of town until they were finished. He charmed everyone obviously.
Hey, settle something for me. If you invite somebody back "for coffee" should you actually make them coffee? Last few times I've settled them (in the puffin lounge) & on return they made their excuses and left. Maybe it's my coffee?
I cannot tell you how grateful I am that Musk has real realized he can’t get to Mars. I was scared that tourism was going to ruin a wonderful holiday spot for me.
I love that calm, peaceful feeling when your husband is out running errands and you’re in your comfy chair, reading, with a warm cat in your lap… until the front door opens and the cat LAUNCHES HERSELF UNTO SPACE BY DIGGING ALL TEN CLAWS INTO YOUR THIGH MEAT!!!
Introduce yourself with 5 songs: 1. Bad Guy - Eminem 2. Inner City Blues - Rodriguez 3. Fools Gold - The Stone Roses 4. Box of Rain - Grateful Dead 5. Manipulation - The Black Angels
Jennifer Crawford@ournewhomecoach.bsky.social · 6mo agoIntroduce yourself with 5 songs: -Right here, right now - Fat Boy slim -Paper Romance- Groove Armada -Breathe- Prodigy -Hey boy, hey girl - Chemical Brothers -Wicked Game- Chris Isaak.
okay but does your candy even glow under the black light, or—
Valentine’s speed dating but it’s on a bus that can’t drop below 50 or it’s gonna explode and we’re all gonna die together yet alone.
Wearing napping gauntlets in case my dreams are once again feisty.
The best thing about working from home is when I'm overwhelmed I can take five minutes to have some floor time with my cat
I always tell women to get in the kitchen but only because I wanna wow them with my cooking and cleaning skills as well as my overall positive attitude.
The weekend is restless in its cage, as Friday is blocking the door.. Try not to look into its eyes, or show it your teeth. Friday sees that as a threat and will inevitably respond. Be calm. Breathe. It’s coming.
Two things you don't see on TV these days are the Ford Capri & Michael Palin. Both of which are remedied by Small Prophets, available on BBC iPlayer. It's written by Mackenzie Crook (author of detectorists, or that pirate with the wooden eye) so expect a steady hand & compassionate eye.
Million dollar idea for this world of remote work: business pajamas
Cowboy Pharmaceutical builders companies \ / unstable erection is your problem now
Ordered six chocolate croissants to ease my pain and got one chocolate croissant and five chocolate chip cookies which are not even close to the glory of a chocolate croissant. It’s fine. Probably never be happy again but ITS FINE
Whoever took the Council of Tims' golden sausage from the meeting chambers has until close of business today to return it or very strong words will be added to the minutes. Including "sausage".
Describe your Bluesky account in three words: Stuff involving things.
Glasgow Kiss@xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 6mo agoDescribe your Bluesky account in three words: Carefully curated shite.
Airline Pilots Priests \ / Wishing people a pleasant onward journey.