GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ
@ayankdownunder.bsky.social
NY'er living in New Zealand, carelessly whispering a variety of little things. (Was OG twatter's @Grabtheweness) Unless noted, photos/vids are by me. Trail of braincrumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dnzdejfyda4xk2gksx6fab2t/feed/aaai2vrlh7i6s
Seems like there are better places to keep proof than in pudding.
Strunk and White's "Elements of Shitposting (unabridged)"
Skeetmining without a canary, like our forefathers did.
Two weeks until the clocks go back. Never liked them anyway.
72 hour protection for deodorant seems unnecessary outside of trench warfare.
This ⬇️ is the same deal Pres. Biden struck that Trump+Netanyahu sabotaged. Now they are taking credit & hopefully fully implementing. How many Palestinians died in the interim? How extra days were Israelis held hostage? Will @nytimes.com report this part of the story or as usual, only the MAGA angle
Skeetmining without a canary, like our forefathers did.
Are you going to keep doing that? *points at your face*
I'm eating all the cheese. Soon, there will be no more cheese. If you wanted some, you should have eaten it before I ate all of it. -current world philosophy
Short women lose their temper more quickly because the point they can "have it up to here" is so much lower. And, because men.
You can’t get my age assurance I’m still not sure I believe it myself.
(Duck church) Duck preacher: give us this day our daily bread *duck parishioners start going wild and quacking HALLELUJAH*
"Sure, bread is great. But have you considered burning it?" ~James Toast, 4069 BCE
"No, you can't have a guardian angel. You read the Telegraph. You'll have to make do with a telegraph angel."
When a problem comes along, you must whip it 🎶 Therapist: Well, yeah ok but.. CRACK THAT WHIP 🎶🥳
I have so many different hairstyles - escaped from dungeon, survived a tornado, Disneyland ride style, broke and out of hair brushes etc etc.
I was going to post something serious today, but I know no one would take it serious. Also, never drink beer giving to you by a drunk koala. It leads to a place filled with clowns who sing pop songs while forcing you to eat packaging peanuts.
Maybe the odd nature documentary with penguin humpies etc 😁😂🤣😍
