Oh, of course Hugh Weber is abandoning the Sounders and Reign to go chase oil money— Hold on, I’m getting a correction here…
Tim Ostlund-Foss
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Writer at Sounder at Heart, singer and dancer with Seattle Men’s Chorus, wife guy, dog dad, creator and consumer of food and beverages. Personal writing at https://words-that-stick-to-your-ribs.square.site/
what’s next, Paddington stuck in washing machine? watch now on youtube or listen wherever you get podcasts
a hit from an NFL kicker would have me fumbling. Any other player and I’m fumbling organs
Boneless Wings…Lover@coachd21.bsky.social · 2d agoDo you think you take a hit from a NFL player and not fumble the ball at your age?
Their stupidest shot was frangelico, mainly because we had killed their bottle of malort
Tim Ostlund-Foss@timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 3d agoGoing out after a frustrating Sounders game and at any point telling a bartender that you want the stupidest shot he’s got may not be a recipe for “feeling good” the following day
Definitely doesn’t believe in pronouns because she is not her
Basketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao!@drewhamm5.bsky.social · 3d agoSorry, sorry, I’m trying to delete
what people are missing about the whole tarik skubal situation is that no baseball player is any better than any other baseball player. some were for quite a long time, but in 1979 the lord struck down one and all and condemned them to wear only one glove. now they're all wretches in god's sight
Starting to think maybe they shouldn’t have given Curtis Jones the armband
If you think about it, shouldn’t that transphobe lady’s name be Riley Losses?
I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my tummy hurts
I’ve hated James Carville for decades, ever since he appeared as a ringer in a college debate on behalf of an out-of-control dean to punish and humiliate some older, non-traditional students who were in trouble for starting their own fraternity. Even more humiliating, Carville didn’t win the debate.
look, i think being pragmatic in high-stress situations and avoiding panic buys is a good thing. i think waiting to find the right guy is a good thing. but you can't keep waiting around forever. if you've yet to find a player that works in 5 consecutive summer windows, that signals an issue...
I’m at the game as a fan, it’s a night off. But I’ll say that it would be so cool if it was fun to cover this team again.
I don’t think it’s good when a player has literally hundreds of appearances for the club and every time he plays it looks like he just learned what football was that morning
Ah, forgot to add the thing. If you can, you can, if you can’t or don’t want to, that’s absolutely fine, especially with the cost of living crisis, no harm no foul, everything is a struggle for everyone right now. ko-fi.com/lawsonsv
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I have never celebrated a goal more. I was on @timostlundfoss.bsky.social’s shoulders
I believe the Timbers Army tifo tonight was an ode to Susan Wokoma’s Chain Bastard bit from Taskmaster youtube.com/shorts/wdweC...
Chain B****** (a.k.a. Susan Wokoma) goes public with her beef with Doctor Cigarettes. #taskmaster
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Just wanted to point out...we're scoring multiple goals now. It ain't pretty, but y'all were loud when we weren't doing that.
thought fishlock's injury was gonna end her season and possibly career, lmao nope she subbed in to make her return in the 84th minute and scored in the 85th
Baby’s second time at a Sounders-Timbers away game, and first time not in the press box. Anything could happen!
Sources tell that the Timbers Army tifo this evening will be based on hit 1992 psychological thriller Single White Female
DHS must immediately return Eduardo Aguirre home to Washington state. These cruel tactics to speed up deportations and remove due process must stop. Disband ICE.
the people doing it here were backed by very rich hedge fund owner and his pac, who did it to push his slate of ballot initiatives (and that includes the teenagers they put courtside). none of this is organic
The Athletic@theathletic.com · 4d agoSpeaking for the first time since ralliers began assembling in support of her stance against transgender participation in women’s sports, Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham said this was an opportunity for the WNBA to uphold its values of diversity and inclusion. nyti.ms/4fHr4Qn
“Sovereign citizen. Sovereign citizen. Sovereign citizen. Watch out- Sovereign citizen.” -me, pushing to the front of the line at Dairy Queen
when you walk by applebees and get a whiff of this summers limited time menu at your neighborhood bar & grill >>>>