Laura Elliott

@tinywriterlaura.bsky.social

Disabled writer of things. Bad at being on BlueSky. Debut horror novel AWAKENED out now with Angry Robot Books. ‘An impressive debut worth losing sleep over’ - New York Times

genuinely curious how this happened, people don’t just get offered $2.5 million deals if the writing then turns out to be SO suspect that it’s the AGENT who withdraws it! a minor celebrity author, maybe? TikTocker/streamer??? anyway, i do all my own writing please can i have the $2.5 million deal 🥺

Lincoln Michel@thelincoln.bsky.social · 6d ago

👀 Fascinated by the "withdrawn by its agents" detail. So the AI use was so blatant that the agents due a huge payday preemptively withdrew the contract?

TODAY
Seven-Figure Book Deal Cancelled Over AI Suspicions Raises Questions About AI Guardrails
By Erin Somers
A debut thriller won by Minotaur in a seven-figure, two- book deal after a reported 14-way auction was withdrawn by its agents this week for suspected use of AI. The novel, whose title and author PL is withholding for the author's privacy, sold for an alleged $2.5 million or thereabouts. But rumors surfaced quickly from people who had read the manuscript that the book contained many of the hallmarks of AI, including negative parallelism, off-kilter metaphors, and a flat prose style. On Wednesday, the author's co-agents Marc Gerald and Ashley Coleman at Europa Content withdrew the book, after questioning the author...
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Satyr created by Mary Lorraine, c.1967, in the art therapy studio at Netherne Hospital, where she was compelled to live. One of several surviving works her paintings often depict scenes of ballet, art making & society occasions & it seems, pre-hospitalisation, she may have been a professional dancer

A pale painting of a white, grey haired satyr dressed in a grey v neck sweater, white shirt and black tie with furred legs and pointy hooves, the left hand raised to shoulder height.
The figure is rather stranded in the middle of an expanse of yellowing paper, it is painted in an untaught style and there is something quite camp about the satyr’s stance but there is also a slightly unsettling  quality to it.
His face is not very detailed but the expression on it is certainly not friendly

"...and then I found him. Mr Holbrook was standing amid the trees, speaking to whomever might be listening, the mice and voles, the birds and insects. The spell was in his hands and he offered this up. In the dusty darkness, dark dusty words are waiting." @jeffnoon.bsky.social

A photo of a copy of the 2026 Angry Robot edition of Moon Over Brendle by Jeff Noon. The cover art is by Sneha Alexander.

i have a plush potion bottle from Dragon Age that Benni the pup has adopted as his own, and whenever we’re playing tug of war with i shout ‘HEALER NEEDED! I NEED HELP!’ and remember that i am, in fact, a big nerd

100 years ago my grandma hadn’t been born yet (born 1934!) but great grandma would’ve either still been in service (aka a maid) orrrrr she’d have been a housewife who did stitchwork/clothes alterations and occasionally sawed railway sleepers when my great grandad was too sick (bad lungs) to work

Revan@revan.eurosky.social · 7d ago

Enough “what would you do on the commune questions” If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?

the problem with writing a book that takes place during a heatwave while heatwaves are actually happening irl is that although from a descriptive point of view this is very helpful, i do not function in heat and my brain is overheated mush so the words aren’t wording

couldn’t figure out why Benni was barking loads today, but there’s been a very low-flying helicopter circling overhead for an hour & when i let him outside he stood in the garden staring at it & howling like a wolf! i’m now trying to explain to him he can’t fight flying machines

we have dimmer lights in the living room useable on a phone & whenever we watch a film me or james will yell MAKE IT SEXY (meaning dim the lights) & i sometimes wonder if the neighbours can hear us through the open window & think that we have a very surreal starting point for sex

mine are: that, just, somehow, strange there’s probably a few more lurking that i haven’t caught yet but i often find myself removing these and going: ‘no, describe *how* don’t use “somehow” as a cop out!’ and also: ‘there are other words for strange, Laura, use them!!!’

Joanne Harris@joannechocolat.bsky.social · 2w ago

Unsolicited writing advice, no. 5: You have a word that you overuse. Find it. Remove it wherever you can. Now make a nice cup of tea and enjoy the sensation of freedom.