Sorry but this isn't how you take care of a hotel
In a staggeringly tone deaf move, Dracula has embedded his teeth in somebody's neck and drained their body of blood
check this shit out motherfucker (i spend billions of dollars on ai and sabotage my own search engine, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)
Financial Times@financialtimes.com · 5d agoBreaking news: Alphabet shares tumbled 13% on Thursday after the Google owner revealed that 'AI mode' searches were threatening profits at its core advertising business. ft.trib.al/g8Q9IPx
five bylines is plenty - not sure why they'd feel the need to invent a sixth guy named "Tripp Mickle"
this article uses 2,000 words to describe the process of "building a setlist" as if it was a concept invented in 2024
Paste Magazine@pastemagazine.bsky.social · 5d agoWhen every tour has a surprise song, does the surprise lose its meaning? READ: www.pastemagazine.com/music/charli... Words by Cassidy Sollazzo
we have spent far too long in the Proud Dipshit Era
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 6d agoJD Vance says of the Middle East that it's "a region of the world made up of countries whose name I couldn't even pronounce"
I'm not sure how much more blatant it can get that these guys are looting the federal government and then pointing over there and saying "look what THOSE BLACK PEOPLE ARE GETTING AWAY WITH!!!" bsky.app/profile/atru...
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoStephen Miller claims Somali-Americans in Minnesota are "buying Mercedes, buying BMWs, they buy a nice house, all their kids fly first class all over the world" (This is a lie!)
At long last, we have created a way for you to take away Nikki's free will, from the classic horror movie "don't take away Nikki's free will"
Bloody Disgusting@bloody-disgusting.com · 2w agoNikki from OBSESSION joins FORTNITE tomorrow. You wished for this...
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
the only people who ever advocate for this shit are conservatives who want to be invited back to meals with well-regulated people because all of the other conservatives in their lives are repulsive even to them
Justin Wolfers@justinwolfers.bsky.social · 4w agoThe best cure for ideological bias is find someone on the other side and go to lunch with them. Sometimes we disagree about facts. Sometimes we disagree about values. Figuring out which is which is fun part. https://newsletter.platypuseconomics.com/p/my-libertarian-friends-were-right
everything was filled with sperm, except the captain’s pantaloons pockets
this is how a cartoon dog would stand if it was about to be lifted in the air by the aroma of a delicious pie
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last mo.Trump is standing like no human has ever stood before
I hate it when I vigorously shake so many important hands that the flesh on both of my hands sloughs off and I die in the shower on Halloween 2026
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last mo.you can see why Trump was wearing gloves in 65 degree weather yesterday 😬 (Andrew Harnik/Getty)
We saw Yoda at the gym last night, he kept getting flung off the stairmill. Kept saying “help me, you must not”. Wearing his old Dagobah State shirt. Probably fell 12 times while I was there
Every other headline now is "Huge liar who's financially motivated to lie says"
Archaeologists Discover More Old Shit That Sucks https://theonion.com/archaeologists-discover-more-old-shit-that-sucks-1848400846/
