i want to eat the Juice

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I am very sorry, deeply deeply sorry, but "Grass is like human beings. Grass has a life also." is immediately in the top 10 funniest things he's said

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 7d ago

Trump: "Grass is like human beings. Grass has a life also. And we're changing, raking, cleaning, and changing all of the parks."

In Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels, green trampolines make Mario jump so high he goes offscreen for 6 seconds. By extracting his position values from the code, we can "zoom out" the stage and visualize his actual arc, which reveals just how absurdly high the jump is.

Who says cops never have to face any consequences.

Maki Zen'in

My YA dystopia.

Update: Google just sent me a statement saying it is “rolling back” this AI feature that let anyone make completely bullshit satellite images. Comes after our demos of the tool and those from OSINT researchers. One of the worst AI tools I’ve ever seen bsky.app/profile/jose...

Joseph Cox@josephcox.bsky.social · 5d ago

New from 404 Media: Google Earth has introduced an AI feature that lets anyone fabricate completely bullshit satellite images. In our own tests, we added a “bomb blast and crater” to an area of Los Angeles. This is a misinformation time bomb, will 100% be abused www.404media.co/google-earth...

gonna be awkward walking this back again in 2032

Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · 5d ago

Kamala Harris: I know this is going to be controversial coming from me in particular, we need to revisit the electoral college. We need to revisit the point of expanding the court. We need to revisit, if they so want, statehood for Puerto Rico and D.C.

pokemon go to the bathroom

Please use this link twitch.uservoice.com/forums/92338... and tell twitch how fucking insane this is. Comment and let twitch know that this is horrible. Thank you

Zach Bussey 🍁@zachbussey.tos.gg · 5d ago

Twitch and Amazon are apparently planning to use streams to train Generative AI. Multiple sources tell me it will be announced in the coming months, despite some internal friction against it. Creators may be able to opt out of some training data.

do you really gotta catch em all. is catching some fine

boycotting games is easy when you're broke

incredible

rfk has a request

USA TODAY@usatoday.com · last wk.

Over 12,000 pounds of bacon recalled. See affected products

me to the interviewer

IF THE MOON WAS MADE OF SPARE RIBS, WOULD YOU EAT IT? I KNOW I WOULD

Mark@vbloke.com · 3w ago

I already love this fish

Now THIS is a crate we can admire! #WifeCrateDIYDesign

Catastrophe wife@katchup.bsky.social · 2w ago

Its decorated thusly

Me now: Aaron Rodgers needs to retire. Most irritating despicable attention hog in football, I have hated him since day 1. Wrap it up old man Me in 20 years, yelling at my son for ranking gen alpha QB Viserys Johnson top 5 all time: You have NO FUCKING IDEA how good AARON RODGERS was!!

the US is that police officer who emptied his gun into his own car after getting spooked by an acorn falling out of a tree. the UK is the woman who put the cat in the bin

If anyone would like to see a short video of a baby Armadillo having a drink of milk, this is your lucky day.

Does anyone else not like conversing with people becauase you know that you're going to sound like a conspiracy nut by stating demonstrably true things about how society is moving?

Pathologic 2

as a staunch supporter of israel and the dodgers i

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 3w ago

Spotted while out and about

miku you never return my texts

Suo@suoniko.bsky.social · last yr.

Miku