i know votes are still being counted but the more i look at this michigan senate map the more it becomes clear that it kind of looks like a mitten

[extremely Dave Wasserman voice] I’ve seen enough. It’s time for many of you to go to bed.

We gonna talk about how the Cubs won this game or nah?

Go Cubs Go > I love LA

as we have said some days about the cubs: they’re back

Ian, learn to use the challenge Jesus

NICO HOERNER

the cubs have saved baseball

Kansas and Missouri BOTH say fuck the fascists, get bent assholes

It's the Cookie Monster rally!

Republican power grabs in Kansas and Missouri are going down in flames with 18-25% of votes reported so far. Missouri's Amendment 4 aimed to make citizen-initiated constitutional amendments practically impossible. Kansas' Amendment 1 was designed to flip the state Supreme Court to ban abortion

I'm pro Cookie Monster in the booth

Dansby you handsome sonofagun

If the Kansas judicial amendment fails tonight I'm nailing my flag to the mast & declaring Blexas is real & beautiful

Neko Case is a gift to us all and she's 100% right

socmot@socmot.bsky.social · 3d ago

I despise Substack and have previously said I will never read it (and I don't). But I will break my rule just for this eally disturbing piece of writing by Neko Case, who was / is in a band, The New Pornographers, who were supported by The Frames in 2002. nekocase.substack.com/p/in-what-fu...

Meanwhile in Omaha…

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterday

Tom Emmer on Republicans trailing Dems by 8 points in the generic ballot: "Right now there are great things happening in our economy. Nobody wants to talk about 78 cent eggs, nobody wants to talk about milk that's under $2. No no. They want to focus on gas prices."

"Bluesky is a political echo chamber" okay but I'm mostly here to chat with fun internet people and post art and make jokes, I cannot stress how much I don't care

W

Thank God for the robo ump!

we had an entire ICU team that was dedicated to flipping patients onto their bellies to give them a last shot at oxygenating before their inevitable deaths, but ok

Gabriel Bosslet@gbosslet.bsky.social · 3d ago

RFK Jr said these words today on national television "There were ICUs that were empty all over the country including in New York at the height (of the pandemic)" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha You are a fucking idiot hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha <sobs silently>

Power has flickered on and off like six times in the last 20 minutes out here in Oak Hill 😕

Let's get it on

MLB@mlbbot.bsky.social · 3d ago

Cubs reportedly acquire RHP Kevin Gausman from the Blue Jays, per multiple reports including @MLBNetwork insider @JonHeyman. (MLB x @CohnReznick)

What the fuck that's why we have challenge

We're going to a potluck tonight and the theme is cabbage. So, of course we're making homemade runzas.

George Costanza spent a decade trying to take the Yankees dynasty down from the inside. This is the least we can do.

#ProJays

Bobby Krivitsky@bobbykrivitsky.bsky.social · 6d ago

Baylor Scheierman gets a shoutout on IG from Jayson Tatum. Also got a salute from Ron Harper Jr. It’s so impressive to see Scheierman’s physical transformation over the years.

PCA stuntin' on em

OH NO PEPPA PIG GOT A RED CARD

EarlyShowerBot@haha.yes.goalbot.dev · 7d ago

🟥 Red Card 61' (Municipal Limeño). Municipal Limeño 0–0 Inca Aruba. Primera Division #municipallimeno #incaaruba

Cardinals also retired .37 for Tony LaRussa to commemorate his high score on the Breathalyzer.