Me: So if the Hulk eats lunch and then a while later turns back into Dr Banner, does Banner now have a giant Hulk-size poo inside him? Interviewer: I meant do you have any questions about the job
More Ripley, first test with acrylics…honestly, I find them pretty tricky to control. Finishing with color pencils and ball point pen (and that's what really saves it) #EllenRipley #Alien #Portrait #acrylics #traditionalart
“up and at ‘em” a voice in your head says, just moments after you wake. wiping the sleep from your eyes, you stretch lightly and say “ up and at who”. suddenly, a stampede of hamsters enters your bedroom
[I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says "I'm leaving and i'm taking the kids"] me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
My wife and I have started making videos of plates and bowls that we’re selling from home while snowed in. Now is the winter of our dish content.
(Showing the barber a picture of me & him skipping hand-in-hand through a tulip field) Can I get something like this
The billionaire who’s hunting me for sport is mad because I’m not even trying. I’m running in slow motion making Chariots of Fire noises
The abrupt falling sensation you sometimes experience just as you’re going to sleep, known as a hypnogogic jerk, is a common phenomenon that has a perfectly natural explanation, and is caused by ghosts trying to drag you to hell.
La merda de fer cartells amb IA s’ha posat de moda aquest últim any, no sé com. L’any passat quan encara feiem concerts amb Les Buch no se’n veien. N’hi havia de bons, de cutres i fins i tot gent que directament no en feia cap feia difusió (i després es queixava que no venia ningú), però MAI amb IA
- Me parece horrible que en la nueva película de Marvel, a Doctor Doom lo llamen Doctor Muerte en el doblaje castellano - En los cómics siempre se ha llamado Doctor Muerte - ¿En los qué?
Per si us pensàveu que aquestes aberracions només passaven a Barcelona: hi ha un Spar a la casa natal de Mozart a Salzburg.
El discurso es maravilloso no sólo por lo que dice, sino por cómo lo dice: absoluta serenidad, seriedad y suavidad. En política se puede hablar con un tono firme, tranquilo y compasivo. No. No son todos iguales.
Txomin 52@txomin52.bsky.social · 4d agoLa presidenta Claudia Sheinbaum Pardo, nos cuenta claramente lo que es la derecha.. Cuatro monos que solo miran llenarse los bolsillos mientras la mayoría del pueblo pasa miserias, y calamidades..
Por favor, que sea Mr Siniestro mamarracho de Gillen.
Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co · 3d agoAdam Driver has been cast as Mr. Sinister in ‘X-Men'
Monkey Island Creator's Next Game Is Funded By A Rich Guy Because He Was Tired Of Bad Publisher Deals
Monkey Island Creator's Next Game Is Funded By A Rich Guy Because He Was Tired Of Bad Publisher Deals
Thimbleweed Park 2 is being made thanks to one very rich fan of point-and-click adventure games
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No crec que superi mai a Babs portant la samarreta del meme a NIGHTWING 🥰
*corte a un tío dándose puñetazos en el hígado* ¿Es que hay otra forma?
Wolf 🌟@badwolf48f.bsky.social · 4d agoMe sigue sorprendiendo la cantidad de gente que no concibe que existen otras formas de ocio que no involucren joderse el hígado.