Under Mamdani’s leadership NYC just recorded the fewest murders in its history. Republicans told you NYC would be in chaos. Instead through the NBA Finals, Knicks celebrations & parade, World Cup matches, & The 250th celebration, it is the safest year NYC has ever recorded!!
Jester, M.M.
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Trying to hit stuff in patterns. I also roll dice for my tiny plastic soldiers. He/him. Culver’s man living in Runza country.
Bro thinks he's on the team ass image
Has any other world leader been such a dork at a World Cup final?
A quick word on Taco Bell: That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross. It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product! Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to!
"Tributes Pour In for Senator Lindsey Graham", then a dramatic blank space on the landing page of NYT.
tax the rich but also make each of them walk down a runway where they get an extra tax if i think their outfit is ugly
One thing about a bartender: they can spot a Type
AOC not getting behind Graham Platner looks like a chess move now.
I haven’t seen a team play this badly after the president butted in where he wasn’t wanted since the Knicks.
The US women's team has 4 world cup titles and 5 Olympic gold medals. They're a heavy favorite for the women's world cup next year. The Men's team has 0 in both. The women get the job done.
This an official Vatican photograph of Leo at Lampedusa, Italy - one of the world’s heaviest migrant sites - where he went this morning to pray for migrants who died at sea. This is after turning down the offer to come to the United States.
If you were cool with this, you can shove that "Happy Independence Day" up your ass.
This is very funny. And in some ways, I think it may be true.
The fact that Mitch McConnell has been dying in hospital for 8 days after spending a life ensuring that the healthcare system is as underfunded, inefficient and inaccessible as possible warms my heart A lot warmer than the morgue that crusty bitch is about to be in anyway
Looks like a scene from Idiocracy. Honestly, fuck Travis Pastrana for doing this.
Muslim mayor brings good karma and helps New York Knicks get their first championship in 53 years. Children of immigrants help get the USMNT a major win against Paraguay. ;)
When you see the story about how the world now has its first trillionaire, and when you see the story about how laboratories in Congo have run out of supplies to test for Ebola, it is important to understand that in many ways these are the same story.
EVs = they’re going to crash the grid!! Data centers = “let’s build 3,000 of them!”
WE DON’T NEED A FUCKING TREATMENT WE HAVE A VACCINE THAT IS 97% EFFECTIVE AND COULD ERADICATE THE DISEASE IF WE DIDN’T HAVE ANTIVAX GRIFTERS LEADING US 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ www.nytimes.com/2026/06/11/w...
With Measles Roaring Back, the Search for a Treatment is On
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Where are all the “kEeP pOliTicS ouT oF foOtbAll” folks at these days?
It's incredible how his nickname for Biden was sleepy Joe and this mf is asleep at every single thing he does, including a incredibly loud stadium during the NBA finals.
Mr Excitement, per pool, didn’t not react to the Knicks tying up the game
Especially heinous given that bad dental health can have a catastrophic effect on overall health. Cardiac health can be tied to dental health.
Imagine being so unable to love your child that you set fire to the whole damn world instead.
me: changes the light fixtures in my house to energy efficient LED lightbulbs Jeff Bezos:
Sorry, ai is against my religion, Pope said so
jobs where you get rewarded for failing to accomplish basic tasks: -streamers -cops -ceos -dnc
"the R slur is coming back" not within slapping distance of me it's not
massie's defeat proves that the republican party is a pro epstein pro israel cult led by their cult leader, epstein affiliate, servant of israel - donald trump.
Mamdani: I cannot help but think of the words of our 40th president, Ronald Reagan. He famously said, “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are 'I'm from the govt & I'm here to help'" I think nine more terrifying words are actually, "I worked all day and can't feed my family"