Chris Upton

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A little on the late side (it's been on the wall a few days, I just haven't got round to posting it), here is the Kitchen Clock, 2026 edition. As ever, each picture somehow represents the number whose position it takes; your challenge is to explain the connections.

A wall clock with twelve small (5.7cm diameter to be precise) pictures instead of numbers. My challenge is to describe them without giving away the answers! 1 A young man in formal dress with a silver trophy. 2 A blue and gold ancient Egyptian mask. 3 A diagram of a sports field; green with a yellow rectangle at the centre and a small red dot (difficult to see) towards the upper left. 4 A pizza with various toppings. 5 A group of people in strange costumes; a non-humanoid creature standing behind them. Two of the human(oid)s have what appear to be fan-shaped hairdos. 6 A red brick building (this one I think will only be gettable by people who know this area). 7 A row of people on horses silhouetted against a red background, casting long stylised shadows towards the viewer. 8 A black and white picture of two young people standing by an old car. 9 A cloud in a blue sky. 10 Some skittles scattered by a ball, the word "Strike" is written above them. 11 A young person's face, let quite red, against a blue background. 12 A person in a bright multicoloured garment, flaring out at the bottom as if they are twirling round. I hope this description helps, but not too much!

A little on the late side (it's been on the wall a few days, I just haven't got round to posting it), here is the Kitchen Clock, 2026 edition. As ever, each picture somehow represents the number whose position it takes; your challenge is to explain the connections.

A wall clock with twelve small (5.7cm diameter to be precise) pictures instead of numbers. My challenge is to describe them without giving away the answers! 1 A young man in formal dress with a silver trophy. 2 A blue and gold ancient Egyptian mask. 3 A diagram of a sports field; green with a yellow rectangle at the centre and a small red dot (difficult to see) towards the upper left. 4 A pizza with various toppings. 5 A group of people in strange costumes; a non-humanoid creature standing behind them. Two of the human(oid)s have what appear to be fan-shaped hairdos. 6 A red brick building (this one I think will only be gettable by people who know this area). 7 A row of people on horses silhouetted against a red background, casting long stylised shadows towards the viewer. 8 A black and white picture of two young people standing by an old car. 9 A cloud in a blue sky. 10 Some skittles scattered by a ball, the word "Strike" is written above them. 11 A young person's face, let quite red, against a blue background. 12 A person in a bright multicoloured garment, flaring out at the bottom as if they are twirling round. I hope this description helps, but not too much!

Have been thinking about “immigration has been tearing this country apart.” Surely I’m not the only person to think that it isn’t true, but inflamed rhetoric about immigration by politicians is what is tearing this country apart and so statements like that only makes it worse.

Under Over Over - West Hampstead So it's taken a while, but I've finally found a location where you can clearly see London Underground trains traveling over London Overground trains. The vantage point is at West Hampstead Overground station at the end of the platform.

London Overground under the underground

I've been putting this on the Book of Face for years, now it's debuting here. Every January we devise a new set of pictures for this clock. Each picture represents the number you'd expect to find in that position; your challenge is to tell me how.

Image of a clock with a round picture in the place of each number. I'm afraid I don't think I can adequately describe each individual picture without giving away most if not all of the answers.

*Radio voice* Somewhere in Northern Europe, a man dressed in red and white is getting his 18 elves ready for a big final push. At 3pm, one of them will be chosen to sing the first verse of Once in Royal David’s City.

I learnt last night that the expression is 'God rest ye merry', an old way of saying, God bless you. There is a comma after merry. The gentlemen aren't merry, they are being blessed! Apparently the phrase appears in Shakespeare.