A humble meal to wing my thoughts To grant me calories, joules, and watts
i spent all day working with ai to invent an improved fig newton. i think we really figured something out. here's a mockup we made together:
[Turning up the speaker and shouting over it] yeah so even though he's named "Panda Bear" he's actually the only one in Animal Collective that had an animal name. [From the grill, faintly] piiiiiiiiiikaaaaaa?
hell yeah i can finally bring my iglooghost x gits2 edit over here
“OUR FINEST LIVING MIND” scanned from the handsome new offset edition of THEM-SHAPED CLOUDS, available now www.motiongoods.co
Inventing a disposable vape that makes a single weak, hacking cough when the battery dies. No other new features
>> what to bring in picnic basket? >> Cheese, crackers :) >> i hate cheese and i’m scared of what crackers do to my teeth. was hoping for suggestions more like blackberries >> Why don’t you just bring blackberries then >> was hoping to learn of something like blackberries that’s unknown to me
It's little wonder the cyclopean slabs sealing the chamber were so firmly secured; the black, fetid vapor that dissipated with an unnatural howl revealed a wealth of treasure.
in the hospital after stepping on an ant who did a frame-perfect parry
🚨 Your blokes are doing fuck all! 🚨 Activate your blokes to keep them hearty. 🚨 To activate a bloke, right-click and assign them to a pint.
The Tollund Man was discovered by peat cutters Viggo and Emil Hojgaard, who immediately contacted authorities. But by that time paramedics were too late to save him
i ask my butler what he learned at butler school, he says nothing, but the very next day he's pulling out those butler tricks 🙄
Amazon is making a tv show of the dreamcast game Sengoku Turb to air in 2027
It's because if you don't have a good moral framework pre ego death, post ego death you just get a distributed ego, the fork reflects Jakes ego back to him. He's basically saying "Hello, pointy metal Jake, I love you."
Gianmarco Soresi@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 4mo agoSomehow these drug-fueled revelations make people nicer to inanimate objects than other people
Hello. my name is Jeremy Transitionlens. Yes, in a classic case of nominative determinism, I am the creator of "The Jeremy", a mixed drink made of milk and gin
