uncle knicknack
@uncleknicknack.bsky.social
never let a computer tell me shit
i am a simple man if i see a matte painting in a film i raise both of my fists to the sky and say "MATTE PAINTING!"
austin abrams is built for horror because he's charming and likeable enough that you want to stick around for his story but also not SO likeable that it's upsetting to see him badly eat shit for the whole runtime. in film studies we call this the bruce campbell coefficient.
thought about the quick and the dead for a fraction of a second so now i have to watch the quick and the dead
important when you are depressed to have a flatmate who sometimes comes into the room and asks "wanna watch some arsehole get slapped so hard he starts crying blood"
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
2 kinds of outsavvy listings: zine workshops cancelled at short notice bc the polycule running it cant agree if honey is vegan, and club nights slash fintech networking events with the theme "Cuntanamo Bay"
Hey everyone. Things have been tough around here and they are about to get worse. I’ll probably need to make a bigger ask soon, but right now I’m asking for some help covering essentials. Next post has what I’m trying to cover. PP: @StellaSacco CA: $sacc No Venmo
new thing i am noticing from having Generic Dance Pop on in the shop is laura palmer's theme is weirdly fuckin popular as a sample
wasnt sure about Garth Ennis' run on Hellblazer til i got to the part where he & the artist get around depicting the now king in an unflattering manner by never using his name and also constantly having him drenched in other people's blood
"the author of that harry potter story leads an insane cult that's captured much of the media in this country" is a different person if you're in the UK or the US
🍞She’s here at last!🍞 My zine about living with coeliac disease is REAL! I’ll be selling this at a few upcoming shows as well as online soon!
maybe i should build up fat stores for the coming months
🦇 September is here and, for bats, mating season begins. Males of most species use special calls to attract females, which can include purrs, clicks, and buzzing. Bats also concentrate on building up fat stores for the coming months.
lookin like uncle frank at the end of hellraiser
Kristi (งツ)ว@husbandogoddess.bsky.social · last wk.The wifi wasn't working since last night. Roommate called and ISP said a tech couldn't come out until Thursday, and support said that they might charge $99 if it ended up being an issue we caused. Went into the basement to check the box, and this is how the WiFi box/wires were set up BY THE TECH.
Barber CEO: You Risk Falling Behind If You Don't Get A Haircut "Right Now" Industry Experts Foresee Future In Which Everyone Receives Multiple Haircuts Every Day Today Your Hair, Tomorrow The World: Barbers Say They Are On Track To Build A Pair Of Scissors So Big, It Could End Life As We Know It
chronic fatigue bullshit illness "yeah i gave myself flu symptoms by exercising one too many times this week" absolutely ridiculous life i am living
gasping and pointing at lrt bc i have also met the pub cat with the little ruff
Bayeux Tapestry good but massively upstaged by seeing a cat in a ruff right before
used the phrase "marked out" and then had to explain what it meant bc i overestimated a regular's wrasslin knowledge. mortifying. im never having an interest ever again
