Mr. Queen & the Big ‘ol Buttholes
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I prefer talking with dogs and cats over humans -
only time i’ll eat a banana is if its during sexy time and my partner is like “does this little monkey want a banana?” and i go “ooh ooh aah aah” and start sucking their dick
During Trump's Chicago immigration crackdown, it took federal prosecutors three grand jury sessions to indict six protesters. In May, a judge found that prosecutors held private hallway meetings with jurors and redacted 80 pages of transcripts from what she received.
'Missteps occurred': Trump lawyers flip as looming charges spark DOJ upheaval
Federal prosecutors in Chicago face the threat of criminal contempt charges in a case stemming from President Donald Trump's Chicago immigration crackdown, and the Justice Department is begging the judge to back off, according to court records and reports. U.S. District Judge April Perry, in Chicago...
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Getting so far out there that JD Vance scores a solid dunk on you is brutal. Account deletion territory. Consideration of retirement from public life.
huck mason@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 10h agofor reasons that only make sense if you're insane, a TPUSA kid complaining about burrito costs on xitter has the GOP's biggest divas going for each other's throats.
Receiving a dick pic from a guy is like your cat bringing you a dead mouse. I can see you're proud, but I'm not touching it.
[white guy pretending to be a black guy online] this abdul guy don’t speak for me, playa
Assholes who make fun of people eulogizing their dogs: There aren't many places for folks to do that, and it's a big moment in some people's lives they weren't exactly ready for. So shut the hell up and let them do it.
Another baby blue tailed skink - this one in the front porch getting warmed by the sun
This is looking a lot like it's going to be what we wrestling nerds call a squash match.
Noah Berlatsky@nberlat.bsky.social · yesterdayjust 3% of the vote in, but so far el sayed is leading by double digits; in line with most recent polls. fwiw. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Cori Bush is not having a good night
Michigan U.S. Senate Democratic Primary Washtenaw County, multiple vote types: 🟣 Abdul El-Sayed – 13,843 (69.6%) 🟠 Haley Stevens – 5,674 (28.5%)
we just need to do true centrism, I swear it’ll work this time.
Spectrum News NY1@spectrumnewsny1.bsky.social · 2d agoHouse Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries told NY1’s Errol Louis that Democrats have to “own the center and win over centrist voters” in order to take control of Congress after November’s midterm elections.
Watching the episode in Season 1 where Bob is a cab driver - excellent episode
BREAKING: OpenAI reports new incidents of models breaching testing boundaries
who boos a 5th placer lmao? Most people don't even remember they ever competed
I spilled something small on the carpet and didn’t realize it until I saw it later. My first thought when I saw it - was that Pickles must’ve had an accident
If you are scared of the word socialism or clutching pearls about it frightening imaginary republicans who were totally going to vote D this time for real, I do not care about your opinions because you are capital d Dumb <3
Phish will hit the road this October beginning with three nights in Atlantic City and continuing on with two nights in Richmond. We'll also see Phish's first time back in Florida since 2016 with a stop in Jacksonville. The dates will wrap with two nights in Huntsville → tickets.phish.com
Lady, I'm sorry your spaghetti is more expensive. I'm not allowed to go to the bathroom in public, I have to drive 1.5 hours to find a doctor that will see me, i have no recourse for being fired from my job for bring trans, and I wake up everyday to some news blaming trans people for everything.
As his confirmation to lead the Justice Department hung by a thread last week, acting Attorney General Todd Blanche told faith leaders on a private call that he was preparing to take action to roll back abortion access nationwide. www.politico.com/news/2026/08...
Blanche assures anti-abortion supporters that Dobbs will be ‘permanent in every single state’
The acting attorney general made the remarks during a private call with faith leaders.
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