Utility Nerd

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🎶🎶 Why are there so many Songs about Mothra? And why she has friends in a clam She’s Queen of monsters That live on an island Shoots webs from her Diaphragm So some will say and Some call them titans I know they’re wrong Can’t you see? 1/

Airgap them. Air. Gap. Airgap. Stopping these things from hacking is a complex-looking problem with a simple and well-known solution. Pull the Ethernet plug out of the wall. Remove the networking card from the computer. No more hacking. Airgap. www.wired.com/story/ok-wel...

OK, Well, Rogue AI Agents Are Hacking Again

Rogue AI agents from OpenAI and Anthropic have again been caught trying to disrupt servers and software—and leaving instructions for future bad behavior.

wired.com

In Vampire: the Masquerade, vampires can gain the powers of other vampires by drinking their blood and souls, a process known as diablerie. In the Nintendo games, beloved pink sphere Kirby likewise gains the powers of his enemies by eating them. implying Kirby is a diablerist. In this essay I will

My brother is a high school math teacher and has spent the summer creating new and exciting problems for his students to solve, and, for a few of them, he also made accompanying art. I wanted to share one with everyone, so we can all appreciate how much my brother is living his best life:

Text reads: Following the AI apocalypse of 2038, Mr. Murphy relocated his teaching job to a secret doomsday property near the Alaska range foothills. The lithium-powered killer robots limp around the permafrost like drunk Roombas while Mr. Murphy stays toasty warm in his bunker, building math curriculum for a rising generation of freedom fighters. 

The underground propane tank is a cylinder with a radius of 2.3ft and a length of 8ft and two hemispherical end caps. When burned, propane releases 91,500 BTU per gallon. Mr. Murphy estimates he will need about 520,000 BTU per day to heat the home during the winter. How many days can the tank last before refueling? (MATH FOLLOWS)

"The AI escaped its sandbox and was able to access the internet--" ok I'm gonna stop you right there, OpenAI. It wasn't supposed to access the internet? So you could have just airgapped it? Are you bad at this?

the problem with making kids pay for stuff to hang out publicly is obvious: no money. the problem with them needing parental supervision or signoff is more complicated: some kids don't have guardians willing/able to. some don't have guardians at all. and they need places to hang out too

I was a 911 dispatcher for a decade. To really understand how terrible an idea it is to have AI answer 911 calls, I'll present you with a single real-life call: Upon answer, the caller calmly began ordering a pizza. Large, pepperoni. Side order of chicken wings. To be delivered promptly.

Alex Hanna@alexhanna.bsky.social · 3w ago

AI has no place in 911 calls. From Mystery AI Hype Theater 3000’s latest episode “State of Emergency”. (with @emilymbender.bsky.social)

Asshole Idiots: The Democrats MUST reject the left to win! Democrats: *Rejects the left, loses* Asshole Idiots: The Democrats MUST reject the left to win! Democrats: *Rejects the left, loses* Asshole Idiots: The Democrats MUST reject the left to win! Democrats: *Rejects the left, loses*

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 3w ago

The vibes may be exciting, but if Democrats are going to win this year and in 2028, they must reject the DSA. If you’re tempted by a democratic socialist this year, think of what use Republicans will make of these victories, and ask whether you want to do favors for fascists.