This in no way excuses her, and in fact makes it both funnier and grosser: is it possible she thinks a hijab is a keffiyeh

Hunter Walker@hunterw.bsky.social · 10h ago

In Bari Weiss' Free Press, Olivia Reingold reported from El-Sayed's watch party that "there were keffiyehs as far as the eye could see ... keffiyehs on heads, keffiyehs as belts, keffiyeh-printed phone cases." Not a single one made it into images from Reuters, a local ABC station, or Detroit News.

a reason that Stevens lost and other AIPAC candidates are losing despite the huge infusions of money is that Dem voters don't want to vote for a candidate who is funded by the same org who will immediately turn around and fund the Republicans

Andrew Solender@andrewsolender.bsky.social · 15h ago

AIPAC: "Our members remain determined to ensure that voters reject Dr. El-Sayed and his radical anti-Israel agenda in November."

BrooklynVegan, Alt Press, et al being unceremoniously shut down by a company owned by the guys from Good Charlotte that’s also owned by Live Nation is a plot that would happen in a direct to video sequel to Richie Rich.

KFC announces their frontier-class model briefly escaped its sandbox and attempted to exfiltrate the 27 herbs and spices

*nintendo direct announcer voice* looks like you weren't expecting such a hungry girl!

May !! 🏳️‍⚧️@mayburi.bsky.social · 12h ago

this screenshot kills me sm it looks like shes got an xxl pizza in front of her

It's going to be so funny if, after all this, last place is Countdown and first place is Final Crisis.

Tom Ewing@tomewing.bsky.social · 13h ago

#EventsDearBoy 3. MUTANT MASSACRE (1986, Marvel) Apparently one of Jonathan Hickman's ideas when he revamped the X-Men was 'give them some wins'. Wherever could the idea that the X-Men are constantly losing have come from, I wonder? Perhaps this first mutant event will shed some light!

I was honestly thinking Coen Bros but McBride might be more accurate

Kilo@oilywhisper68.bsky.social · 11h ago

The people who kidnapped Nancy Guthrie sending a note where they say that they sincerely apologize that she suddenly died after and try to assure Savannah that there was nothing she could have done and to not feel bad is some shit a character in a Danny McBride show would do

The people who kidnapped Nancy Guthrie sending a note where they say that they sincerely apologize that she suddenly died after and try to assure Savannah that there was nothing she could have done and to not feel bad is some shit a character in a Danny McBride show would do

The sex purge movie being directed by a guy named Will Gluck is so funny

bleak as hell with ian miles cheong is the only voice of reason there & it’s nowhere near a full moon

omg I found the picture ❤️

ECP@ecppdx.bsky.social · yesterday

Years ago I coined the milleneuve, which is a unit to measure how horrible the sky color is based on Villeneuve films. Blade Runner 2049 is around 900mn. Today is around 250 I'd say. (It's a very scientific scale.)

hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahah *wheezes* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 16h ago

…We need to win this Senate seat, because Elissa Slotkin deserves a partner like Abdul in the U.S. Senate.”

bro i have come across the single most insane screenshot i have ever seen on a steam game. i am losing my mind

why is this entire website losing its mind over one (1) random post from threads

Every time I see "AES" my brain goes "the... Alternate East Side? The .... Altitudinal East Side?"

In pan-and-scan That were $89.99

Watching movies at home. Even with all the streaming shit 4K HDR in widescreen on a 55” TV is affordable and a leagues better experience than VHS on a CRT.

Constantine@ajaxsinger.bsky.social · yesterday

Food, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.

are you telling me mark ruffalo actually named his son "keen"

just beat ff7 remake for a third time. whats upin michigan. oh lol

it sucks that i will not be playing the third jedi game but here we are

Kotaku@kotaku.com · yesterday

Well, I guess Electronic Arts belongs to Saudi Arabia, private equity, and Jared Kushner now. https://kotaku.com/electronic-arts-officially-belongs-saudi-arabia-jared-kushner-now-2000721666

And she’ll be there when it ends, too

Derek Faraci@whwoolhat.bsky.social · 2d ago

Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.

when i read about "fortune's weave," it turns me into "fortune's weeb"

I'm rooting for the Zendaya and Tom Holland film

I don't care which one it is, I just want to see Odyssey or Spidey unseat the pedophile movie

congratulations Bryan Johnson!!

The Guardian@theguardian.com · 2d ago

‘When you kill it, it doesn’t die’: the jellyfish that has cracked the secret of immortality

Nintendo: How do we get more Americans to buy our new Fire Emblem game? Developers: We have an idea.

yup.

This is probably the most millennial coded thing I can say but Wolf Like Me is the best rock song of the 21st century and only QOTSA even comes close

Jacob Oller@jacoboller.bsky.social · 2d ago

hello young people who recently saw the new Spider-Man, please enjoy the greatest late night performance ever filmed www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlHr...

hello young people who recently saw the new Spider-Man, please enjoy the greatest late night performance ever filmed www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlHr...

TV On The Radio - Wolf Like Me (Live on Letterman)

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