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@veravex.bsky.social

Transsexual Leatherdyke Menace 🖤💖

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · last mo.

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I am the very model of a modern day typographer A font take on the tune “Modern Major General” by Gilbert & Sullivan #typography #fonts #graphicdesign

romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️@romulusofficial.bsky.social · 2mo ago

it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented

The Onion @theonion.com · 2mo ago

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Home Heeled Advantage https://theonion.com/home-heeled-advantage/

Left Beeth @veravex.bsky.social · 2mo ago

IDK who you are but I'll never stop.

Lucy Bellwood@lubellwoo.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Help help I am being purthued by

The interior of a stainless steel bathroom stall door with “beeth” scrawled across it in yellow crayon.

normal sara @sarasocial.bsky.social · 3mo ago

tweet from boygirIgirlboy that reads “adhd is the most embarrassing diagnosis. sorry dude you have ipad baby brain take meth the rest of your life”

Steven Pumpkin Spice 🦇🎃@silent0siris.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Note to self

iggyfing e
Oct 22, 2024
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absolutely flabbergasting to see people who have so enthusiastically succumbed to despair. like okay denethor, but some of us are gonna actually face the armies of mordor in battle nonetheless.
figtreeandvine *®
Dec 19
The thing about Denethor is that he not only succumbed to despair, he wanted to ensure that Faramir succumbed with him. Similarly, a lot of people now are not only succumbing to despair, they're actively proselytizing despair, trying to convince others to join them in their hopelessness. Despair is apparently lonely and they want company in their self-immolation.
knives-in-the-dishwater
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btw denethor succumbed to despair bc he was doomscrolling on the palantir. Sauron tweaked his algorithm so he only saw bad news, and he fell into the trap of thinking the world couldn't be saved.

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 4mo ago

A group of leather guys in dog masks gather around in an arena. Two pups hold another kneeling one to the ground, while another pup, presumably the leader says "you have brought great shame to the brotherhood of pup play guys, Mark." The elder pup holds the sides of Mark's face and says "as such, you will endure the ultimate disgrace." They unmask Mark and place ears on his head. The crowd chants "cat ears! cat ears! cat ears! cat ears!" Mark, distraught and crying says "please kill me. I want to fuckin die."

stellz @piss.beauty · 5mo ago

wojak iq curve meme with both ends saying "BDSM is goofy as hell" and the middle nerd wojak saying "noooo my identity is Da Violence Enjoyer, this shit is super serious, why are you laughing at my posts"

stellz@piss.beauty · 5mo ago

maybe I'm just old but I feel like many (non-professional) people are too self-serious about their bdsm/kink personas now. maybe an argument for kayfabe or whatever but chill tf out imo

caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Nancy 3/4/26 💅

Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 8mo ago

new iconic meme format just dropped www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

I'm trapped and under attack in Dubai - while back home in Chichester my daughters are furious, the labradoodles are sick and, worst of all, I left my Mounjaro pen in the fridge

Michael Lobel @mlobelart.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Catherine O’Hara wardrobe polaroids from Second City, 1983. RIP an absolute legend & icon💔

Polaroids of Catherine O'Hara in various costumes

Incorrect Final Fantasy Quotes @incorrectffqts.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Heated Rivalry News @hrnews.bsky.social · 9mo ago

NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdami advises New Yorkers to stay home and read ‘Heated Rivalry’ during the winter storm via hearts530

Incorrect Final Fantasy Quotes @incorrectffqts.bsky.social · last yr.

Game Changer @gamechanger.dropout.tv · last yr.

Who's your favorite sexy Dropout car wash team? ❤️ 'Like' if Team 1 is your favorite 💬 'Comment' if Team 2 is your favorite!

pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”@pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 2y ago

My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”

Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 2y ago

Still makes me laugh.

Kermit the flog.
A whip made of the famous muppets arms and hands.

jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 2y ago

people in the 1980s: in the future we will have flying cars the future:

qdot@buttplug.engineer · 2y ago

For those not familiar, the nogasm is an open source orgasm detection system, and the edgeomatic is the spiffy commercial version. github.com/nogasm/nogasm edgeomatic.buttplug.io

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2y ago

A trans woman says "sometimes I feel like I'm giving up a lot by transitioning." She leans in "like.. will I ever truly feel like "The Boys are back in town again" Her friend grabs her shoulders in desperation and says "Of course, Margaret! The boys being back in town has nothing to do with gender." With sudden serious she elaborates, "It has more to do with the boys being back in town."

Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢@taliabhatt.itch.io · 2y ago

I've been sitting on this but I'll just say it now: The Western academy fetishizes and romanticizes transmisogyny. The degendering of trans women in the third world is looked up with an exotifying gaze, and Western queers seem to explicitly yearn to be a "third sex" without the attendant abjection.

Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢@taliabhatt.itch.io · 2y ago

I remain undefeated

FemmeDracula@maddiequestions.bsky.social · 2y ago

I don't trust anyone who's puts permanently allowing your body on the same level as clothes and makeup. that is such a superficial view of medical transition, treating it like an option off an a la carte menu just a thing you can put on and take off at will like lipstick or a pair of shoes

Skeety Pablo @vibemarshal.bsky.social · 2y ago

Fake tv breaking news headline of the crying Italian boxer but now it reads “SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET”

Skeety Pablo@vibemarshal.bsky.social · 2y ago

Imagine crying to the media that you got hit too hard in boxing at the Olympics

🇲🇽 🌻 SamⒶntha 🌻 🏳️‍⚧️@samanthak.bsky.social · 2y ago

Calm down, mushroom

A photo in the forest. Behind a green leaf, there is a mushroom. This particular mushroom is shaped like a plump ass. Thick pseudo-glutes hanging from a sturdy and well defined stem which gives the appearance of a really nice posterior. A magnificent butt.

K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 2y ago

Your move, Hemingway

Oregon 🕎🎲@oregonthedm.bsky.social · 2y ago

hmm Sting is blue, Goblins are near.

Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 2y ago

First Dyke March in Washington DC, 1993

Photograph of four men with signs standing on the sidewalk watching the parade go by
first guy has a sign that says
COCKSUCKERS FOR MUFFDIVERS
second guy has a sign that says
GO GIRLS GO!
3rd sign
WE LIKE DYKES
fourth
FAGS IN SUPPORT OF DYKES

Klara commits to the cause @klara5.myatproto.social · 2y ago

Cross-resharing, much less from Tumblr, is rarely something I do, but I saw this sappy thing about transfem feelings and getting over the self-deprivation that egg life was and it kinda hit me, so now y'all have to see it too: www.tumblr.com/planetarytra... Ending applies to t4t relationships, btw.

The start of a Tumblr post by user "planetarytransformation", reading:

so many of the transfems i know spent their time pre-transition performing a kind of lifelong exercise in self-deprivation, the goal of which was to find out exactly how little a person needed to live. they starved themselves, dressed carelessly, shunned friends, and hollowed themselves out so as not to be burdens on anyone but themselves.

i see it now, too, in the girls around me. i'll ask if they want care – a home-cooked meal, relaxed company, sex without the expectation of reciprocation – and they say no, no, thank you, i don't need it; what would you like, what do you want, because in their head they're still doing that awful calculus, still training themselves to disappear in the eyes of the people around them.

i don't think i'd have died without transition – not in the conventional sense, at least – but to take that leap, i had to stop thinking of myself as a human experiment in fuel-efficient living and start nurturing the anemic, atrophied flame of desire in my heart. i had to learn to eat well, to exercise, to style myself beautiful, but harder than that, i had to learn to ask the people around me to work on my behalf in order to enrich my life and give me the things i wanted.

and i did it; i learned. and it was agony, but courage is a muscle you can train, and every day i get better at accepting gifts with the hungry gratitude i never learned in my years and years as a sad, scared, lonely boy.

so be patient with the trans girls in your life. better than that: be proactive, attentive, generous; be forceful, if you have to, and learn to distinguish real discomfort from the terrified reflex of self-denial that so many of us once learned to rely on.

and if you are so lucky as to love a trans girl, you must insist upon her. you must insist upon her happiness, her comfort, her pleasure, and her rest, because she may still not yet know how to make those demands for herself. if you can devote any amount of energy to becoming an engine that nurtures the flame of even a single tgirl then there is a place for you in trans heaven, which as far as i'm concerned is the only one worth going to