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Excerpts from the unwritten works. And cats.
But why go to an allopathic doctor when you could go to a tyrannopathic doctor rex?
as Norway plunges into chaos following death of king, one military strongman is seizing power
Just when you think you know a guy, he turns out to be a fire hydrant and what you thought was a regular mushroom was in fact not a regular one 
If by hats we pass in a dark alley, tipping ourselves at each other in surprised and frantic code, just know we couldn't have prepared. This wasn't in any of the fears and paranoia never mentioned it in class
Are people ever on fleek anymore, or are we living in a post-fleek world.
My TV keeps showing me promos for a doc called "Meth Storm" and that sounds like a pretty sick Street Fighter special attack.
I got in on the ground floor of a successful company. The lobby is beautiful. Here comes security.
my cousin used the word “clanker” in an email and the next day he was mowed down by a waymo
Watching the elk graze in the grocery store for 30 minutes
Clowns are born the same way that they get out of cars and its horrific to watch
That one homie who is likely a syncretic combination of multiple figures, both historical and legendary
I really wanna watch a U6 soccer championship with professional announcers.
I thought by now we'd have personal jetpacks. Instead, we have explosive diarrhea. Wait--I have an idea...
I think we can all agree that whatever age her body is, the soul within was there when the first stars blazed across a barren earth and the Great Worms crossed the threshold into corporeality.
i don't like a car where the headlights go 😠 i don't think it's good for us people to be around so many of them. cars should look like