Bonesy Reynolds

@vhbonesy.bsky.social

old man, unrepentant toxic funposter, general malcontent | aka vbonesy or rwbonesy | Anime, Video Games, Other Stuff

just want 13 sentinels on my pc finally so i can dial up the particle setting in the graphics menu all the way up "infinite and path traced" so my gpu is guaranteed to melt beyond all recognition the minute a goober gets nailed by the giant buzzsaw robot, i think games would be in a better place

A few years ago I went to a pig sanctuary and most of the pigs were stoned from eating green acorns. This one, Wilbur, couldn’t stand up and was too big to lift, so the staff had to leave him in this bush and wait for him to sober up.

Wilbur, a stoned pig lying in the dirt and unable to stand at Pigs in the Wood sanctuary, Huddersfield. I later adopted him.
The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL)@themerl.bsky.social · 5d ago

autumn is fast approaching which means it's time for pannage: the ancient commoner's right of taking your pigs to the forest to feast on fallen acorns, chestnuts, and beechmast

four pigs underneath a blossoming tree

A: "Hey, tell me about this show." B: *Gives detailed explanation about the show's history* A: "No, I mean the story." B: "Oh, I dunno. I haven't watched it." I feel like I relate too much to this scene from Blue Blazes sometimes.

Real talk. A multi-year gig that I was using to pay bills is suddenly ending on me. If you have any remote positions that could use someone with 10+ years of experience in gameplay & combat design, writing & narrative design, let me know. Or if you're a publisher and want to fund an RPG, contact me.