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Beelzebetch 😈

@visceralentropy.bsky.social

🐍 O, Lamia, your flesh that remains I will take as my food! 🐍 #OnCinema #Gregghead 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 #ITYSL #Horror #TwinPeaks All in all, an amalgamation of horrors and laughs also known as Krissy My dog sings on Sundays 🐶 and I love my backyard critters 🦫🦝

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Cats with Jobs ⚒️@catworkers.bsky.social · 14h ago

Thank you, Cheezo.

Beelzebetch 😈@visceralentropy.bsky.social · 6d ago

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!! 🎶🌞🐶

stovey @doorhook.bsky.social · 2w ago

A cow on a skateboard. The text reads “i'm literally fine as long as i don't think about the past or the future and also the present”

Beelzebetch 😈@visceralentropy.bsky.social · last wk.

CHEE-CAH-GO is tied with Milwaukee so it's pretty on point, though I live in NW Indiana. No one can ever place my accent.

Dialect map showing my dialect is mostly from Michigan/Chicago area.

Beelzebetch 😈@visceralentropy.bsky.social · last wk.

My grandmother renewed her driver's license at 92 years old and it doesn't expire for 8 years lol. Watch out.

Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · last wk.

The character wearing the stupid hat with the flaps from I Think You Should Leave

shauna@goldengateblond.bsky.social · last wk.

wow that’s a lot of words to say “vote for the ugly fuck”

Trump: Ken Paxton, you might not like the way he dresses, and I say this, it's so insulting to him, but I might as well say it. You might not like the way he looks. You might not love his television interviews.
But he was the best attorney general and that speaks a lot louder than the suit he's wearing that doesn't look so great or than anything, frankly.

𝒰𝓁𝓉𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝐻𝓊𝓈𝓉𝓁𝑒𝓇 @latenightnelly.bsky.social · last wk.

I regret to inform everyone that Mr Beast has collabed with James Patterson

Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 2w ago

Two men clap their hands in rhythm as three small fairies float through the air playing music on their woodwind instruments. In the foreground, we see a sign in the grass that reads, "Do not clap-along." It's unclear what the consequences will be for disregarding the sign but it's likely that there will be a punishment.

Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 2w ago

Liam & Noel Gallagher, 1993

Beelzebetch 😈@visceralentropy.bsky.social · 2w ago

Itysl They Admit It

Alt: Itysl They Admit It

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VGC@videogameschronicle.com · 2w ago

Sony says "reasonable consumers" know they don’t own the digital PlayStation games they buy. It argues that it's "not plausible" to suggest that when they buy a digital game they actually believe they're "obtaining ownership" of it. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sony-sa...

[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 2w ago

Cheer up guys raw cookie dough is now at least as safe as most fresh produce

Adam Farrer @adamjfarrer.bsky.social · 2w ago

A few years ago I went to a pig sanctuary and most of the pigs were stoned from eating green acorns. This one, Wilbur, couldn’t stand up and was too big to lift, so the staff had to leave him in this bush and wait for him to sober up.

Wilbur, a stoned pig lying in the dirt and unable to stand at Pigs in the Wood sanctuary, Huddersfield. I later adopted him.

The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL)@themerl.bsky.social · 2w ago

autumn is fast approaching which means it's time for pannage: the ancient commoner's right of taking your pigs to the forest to feast on fallen acorns, chestnuts, and beechmast

mary worth is lit @wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 2w ago

still the best to do it

Pop Crave@popcrave.com · 2w ago

Addison Rae stuns in new photo.

Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 2w ago

Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 2w ago

this has the mouthfeel of an I Think You Should Leave sketch

gamera obscura@ohrobin.bsky.social · 2w ago

AI finally has the physical retail presence it deserves, a strip-mall RadioShack where you can go ask a guy named Jim how to get ChatGPT to draw the tits bigger.