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You know, some jerk. He/they Chicagoland
Is there a phase of the moon or something, everyone is being outrageously hot today
holy shit Mamdani figured out the modern-day equivalent of giving everyone a free Thanksgiving turkey
This past weekend, New York City launched its first Parents’ Night Out, a new initiative by Mayor Zohran Mamdani to give families four hours of free babysitting. It was a hit.
You ever see someone who's so hot in an ordinary circumstance you wonder what's happening like this isn't congruent
The only mistake Jon Burge made was not forming an LLC apparently en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Bur...
Jon Burge - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
In early August, ICE revealed plans to purchase $20 million worth of electric-shock gloves. Police departments, jails, and even school resource officers across the country have used the gloves for years—though human rights groups like Amnesty International say they’re “readily misused for torture.”
this article is a banger. zero self awareness. before you click through take a guess what her job was
The Wrong Kind of American
The Trump White House needed me—until the fact that I am trans became public.
theatlantic.com
Ok but would the lady with the tattoo sleeves want to fix you?
As the queer kid my parents went no contact with I can tell you I’ve never once not one single time ever seen an essay to parents about why cutting contact off with your lgbtq child isn’t the answer. Not even to say ‘putting a child on the streets is dangerous for them.’
lol come the fuck on
An American Goldfinch snacks on thistle seeds.
if you're somehow still alive, and you're seeing this, please - pokemon go to the escape pods
this has real "final video log on derelict space freighter" vibes
Demiurge this demiurge that demiurge you to finish your sandwich so we can leave
Immediate grounds for impeachment and removal under any previous modern president. Six million people live in Colorado.
Another day, another impeachable offense: The White House ordered federal agencies to block resources to Colorado because it had punished an election denier. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/14/u...
Holy shit. I heard about a plant called Toona sinensis (sometimes "toon," or "beef and onion tree) reputed to have a uniquely meaty taste. I sprouted some seeds and today thinned them out. I ate the leftover sprouts and, my God. I've been a vegetarian for decades and it tasted like hamburger.
This chart has so much explanatory power, I could post it everyday
Today the NYTimes published a story about prosecutors pursuing a criminal investigation against a judge's daughter as possible retaliation for that judge presiding over Trump's criminal trial. It had a single byline. The article on race and hiring at Cambridge, a UK university, had 5.
I feel so out of practice!!! But did give another undead horse a go (I wish I had a figure like the undead horsey ladies I draw)
My anecdote is people asking for money at stoplights was unheard of in my neighborhood. I would say five years ago, there was one or two. In the last 2ish years, there's at least 6 regular spots. I see a lot more people obviously living in their cars as well
If you’re upset about there being too many people asking for money just wait until every single day from now on
This feels like one of those things nerds cite as really pivotal but doesn't get a lot of wider discussion
"US euro sale to prop up yen blindsided European Central Bank" www.ft.com/content/d992...
The guy who started the pile-on that led to Jason Arday's death is an actual full-scale white supremacist.
In the wake of Arday's death, Nathan Cofnas (who led the X mob against him) states his motivation. Beyond whistleblowing, he states that after a 'revolution' removes professors like Arday, it will open opportunities for him to become 'head of the department of eugenics and race science at Harvard'.
Iran hit the U.S. Navy’s main support base in Bahrain hard enough that the Navy could no longer rely on it normally for things like food and other supplies. So instead, the Navy has had to bring much more of that support from Diego Garcia, an island base about 2,200 miles farther away. #HowItsGoing
Neurosurgeon opening my skull and the voice of Señor Wences’ hand puppet croaks “CLOSE DE DOOR!”
Neurosurgeon opening my skull to find a delicious seven layer trifle
I'm gonna get turbo arthritis from all this phone. They're gonna put my wrist bones in a museum like the elephant man
It's interesting. Earlier in the verdict they say the court has no interest if bike lanes are good or bad, etc, but here they are making a value judgement based on....their own bad common sense
The judge's ruling cites "common sense" as the reason that adding more lanes eases congestion IT DOESN'T!! THERE'S AN ENTIRE FIELD OF STUDY AROUND THIS VERY TOPIC!! WE'VE KNOWN ABOUT THIS SINCE, LIKE, THE 1960s!!
🗺️ Final and complete tarot card map. 2/2 of the maps I did for @unwrittenearths.bsky.social's Swords Without master with art direction by @portablecity.bsky.social 🧭 #cartography #ttrpg #art #tarot