Golgo 1312

@whatroughbeast.bsky.social

The crime... is life! The sentence... is death!

hey, so that AI menu for your restaurant looks like shit. no way I'm eating there. more likely if you took a low-res pic of the actual food your AI YouTube thumbnail also looks like shit. I don't want to click anymore despite being subscribed to your channel. Stop it. go back or whatever

Really wish I could take every instance of despair and stress and fear and loss and uncertainty and pain that trans people, immigrants, and women are being subjected to in this country out of their lives and inflict it on the people doing all that shit to them.

I think a fun way to achieve a kind of immortality would be to summit Everest and then get nude at the very top and die in an attempted self-suck position. Try to get frozen to the spot so they can't get you down and everyone has to deal with you forever. A quick before and after of the concept.

A photo of a smiling man in an orange snowsuit standing at the peak of Mt. Everest, his arms raised in triumph The same photo, but now there is a crude doodle of a figure crouched at the triumphant climber's feet. The figure is dead and frozen and looks like he's trying to suck his own dick, which is fairly shriveled from the intense cold.

'Epstein had Covid made to weaken the Irish' is such a beautiful take. You can't come up with stuff like that unless you're genuinely deranged. You hardly ever see posting this good anymore. As an Irish person myself I'm grateful for this.

impeach them all. fuck em. why should they get to fly around on our dime and hurt people? “they’ll never actually removed from office” who gives a shit? I want them miserable every day for the rest of the term. I hope they have nightmares. air their dirty laundry. make em sweat