Willie Fitzgerald
@williefitz.bsky.social
Mr. Lunch Writer, editor, galoot. Stories in Joyland, Boulevard, StoryQuarterly and elsewhere. Senior Editor at American Short Fiction.
wild to think that my phoning in papers by writing them in a panic hours before they were due will appear to future generations like I trained in the 500x gravity chamber from Dragon Ball Z
Cohen is a Ghost@skullmandible.bsky.social · 4w ago"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing
do you think there are any spiders with human houses tattooed on their elbows
at a certain age, a man stops jumping and starts jomping
i studied osteology at the sore bones in paris. i guess they teach other subjects there, too
i think i should be allowed to hunt the cricket wireless creatures for sport. and im running for president
Knicks have a solid 20-somethings NY dude crew: 3 guys who met in college in Philly, one of their high school friends from Jersey, and a guy who is inexplicably from England
(a new object is placed in my enclosure) damn new object just dropped (I glance disparagingly over at yesterday's object) lol y'all still thinking about this huh
i like this because it looks like they are dancing. godzilla and gezora i love your love
Rando Chrontendo@randochrontendo.famiconsumer.com · 2mo ago
A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”
a swarm of spring bugs@facefullabugs.bsky.social · 5mo agoLove the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got
no, i'm actually *not* sorry i dream-shaked your elderly mother. yes, what I thought was the "too small" gesture was in fact her telling your nephew how tall he'd been at three years old. but ball is ball.
they got it right when they named gerbils. little guys over there gerbin'
ISAAC CHOTINER: So, this manga about the little dinosaur is called Gon? Me: By Masashi Tanaka, yeah. CHOTINER: This is badass. Thanks for showing this to me. Me: No problem.
Jim, Jimmy, James, Jemima, Jim 2, Jom
madeline odent@oldenoughtosay.com · 3mo agowhat are the Six Genders? wrong answers only
with the first pick in the 2026 draft, the washington wizards have selected me, a perfectly nice guy. reached for comment, general manager will dawkins said, "it's willie time."
[at the last judgment] JESUS: And the baby prisons? EVANGELICALS: to own the libs, right JESUS: And the libs, who are they EVANGELICALS: uh mostly illegal aliens. if we really hate a pretty girl we call her fatherless. some widows JESUS: Alien, fatherless, widow, got it. So you see these millstones
You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,
In THIS HOUSE GAR is a fuel that goes in a FLAR A planet's ROTATION is how long its DAY BE We watch PG MOVIES on the ROKU
you, a fool: lol 'meg gala.' some copyeditor is in deep shit tn me, wise: Margaret Gala. in the year 2026
