If you look at the Philly trip from Cassie's perspective, Rona must be the most perplexing, fascinating, and unpredictable person on the planet.

Dreamboat Branny 🦢@bransonreese.bsky.social · 13h ago

Wednesday of Guest Week can only mean one thing: A hilarious comic from the one and only @pseudonymjones.bsky.social swanboy.com/comic/swan-b...

Praying for a slow shift at work. I'm hungover and just want to listen to my podcasts at low volume

The Spokane fire conspiracy theories are almost identical to the Altadena fire conspiracy theories. These people have no understand of how fire works, how science works, or why some things burn. I'm writing a book chapter about it, but the people who need to read it don't read books.

LorennaCleary.bsky.social@lorennacleary.bsky.social · yesterday

The internet is filled with really dumb people who right now think the fires in Spokane WA were fake because the houses burned but trees didn’t. What they’re forgetting is that dead, thin, dry wood burns. Wet, dense, living wood is harder to burn. Old living pine and house vs fire: house loses.

Everywhere should be a hostile place for Republicans. They should not be able to find a friend anywhere. They should lose all their professional and familial relationships. They should be blocked from signing up to social media platforms, clubs, and yard sales. They should be ejected from fairs.

Fabergé rhinoceros match holder and striker, before 1896. Sandstone, silver, garnets.

i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3d ago

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

Just had a four hours brainstorming sesh with my old writing partner back in Italy. She says she's got an in with a producer and would like to pitch them an old idea of mine. I've heard this a hundred times before and it never amounted to anything, but... I'm an addict.

Silvio Dante: Just When I Thought I Was Out

Alt: Silvio Dante: Just When I Thought I Was Out they pull me back in.

static.klipy.com

Garffeld as Pangur Bán (from Seamus Heaney’s translation)

My favourite E.Honda moments 2 turbo

I don't want to shoot videos I don't want to post tutorials I don't want to show my process I don't want to pour varnish I don't want to turn my canvas I don't want to record my screen I don't want to cultivate parasocial relationships I just want to make pictures and shitpost

RJ Palmer 🔜 Dragon Con@rj-palmer.com · 4mo ago

The way profit maxxing corpo culture has invaded every form of art through algorithms pushing people into daily posting is really weighing on me lately. Efficiency and regularity of making "content" being prized above all else feels so grim, man.

today's youth will never have the experience of scrolling the 40 or so channels you had at 1 AM on a friday night looking for something interesting or horny and catching the back half of eXistenZ without having any idea what it was

Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 3d ago

It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better

i’m sorry everyone, i’ve been caught using this table and a d6 to help improve my work 1 - Perfection—no notes 📝 2 - Clear and concise, great job 👏 3 - Absolutely fascinating 🧐 4 - Crushing it as usual 💪 5 - Masterful take on the subject 🥇 6 - Roll again for deeper analysis 🎲

"Addictive personality"? Yeah, I guess I'm so cool and nice and funny that people just can't get enough of me.

The wind has shifted and for the first time in weeks I can't smell smoke, which would be nice if I didn't know the Spokane fire is literally two hours drive from us.

airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027

There's a fire burning into Spokane, and the president is swatting away aid requests for past burns and posting AI depictions of himself as Elvis.

'Never seen it this bad': Thousands evacuated in north Spokane as wildfire crosses river into city

A wildfire driven by high winds jumped the Spokane River Saturday afternoon, burning homes and quickly moving into the Indian Trail Neighborhood.

spokesman.com

Stephen Judkins@stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 4d ago

this absolute scumbag www.oregonlive.com/wildfires/20...

Ms. Lion and Her Amazing Friends

its been a wild ride being alive to see the cultural shift from "the female orgasm does not exist" to ads that are like "your girlfriend is mad that you cant make her cum so buy these dick pills"

youtu.be/ZgSQJv01JPw Oh hey, someone finally put a non-potato of Skid Row on YT. The movie version of the recording is just a touch better (the male choir aaaa) than the OST version so Im just gonna put this in my pocket LISTEN TO THIS if you've never heard it holy shit those VOCALS. THE HARMONY

Little Shop of Horrors (1986) : Skid Row (Downtown) HD [Lyrics Hardsub]

YouTube video by storm filter

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from my special reserve

I am loath to assume and anthropomorphise, but it is possible that this cat likes me.

As successful as I assume Branson is, this level of talent deserves so much more. Uncomfortable levels of success and prosperity.

Dreamboat Branny 🦢@bransonreese.bsky.social · 6d ago

swanboy.com/comic/my-din...

1. every commit on this project is co-authored by claude 2. this renders your content unreadable to anyone using a screen reader or other assistive tech you can go fuck yourself if you even consider using this shit

The Register@theregister.com · 6d ago

Open source project fools AI scrapers with poisoned font

Me when I overdo it with the IKEA clam chowder:

Is there a maximum number of times two love interests can end up angrily straddling each other before it gets weird?

'but AI is the only way i can afford to make an event flyer' notebook paper. sharpie. here is my event. photograph with phone. post. be less stupid in the future

Do ppl really ask "how was Cypher able to go into the Matrix and make a deal with Agent Smith without anyone else on the ship noticing?" I thought it was obvious they think he's jacking off in there. They looked at his viewscreen once and lived to regret it.