Real is rear

The new Cleo Sol is a masterpiece

I'm officially vintage; today I turn half a century old.

Developing new routines to keep busy. I'm up to 37 soccer ball knee bounces and 10lbs lighter

Twitter rooms were our personal playground, and we reigned supreme like the coolest kids on the block!

blondii✌🏼@savageblondii.bsky.social · 4w ago

I’m a bit offended I’m not in any group chats

mussels and shrimp pasta with white wine sauce

I see you, but I try not to see you. You see me, and I feel seen.

Netflix needs to start asking if I’ve switched laundry loads.

My favorite boundary is not explaining myself.

Is it too late for me to pretend I'm mysterious?

The goal is to make myself laugh. If you come along for the ride, even better

some of you should block yourselves

It doesn't feel like August outside right now

wherever I am, keep holding me

Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out

I'm going to sit outside with the breeze a little longer

men bloom too and it’s fucking glorious

I want to kiss you till we see the stars or become them

Instead of flowers bring her rare books

Not just my eyes are hidden behind my shades

As a Leo, it's only a matter of time before I unleash my roar and block you from my kingdom... for life!

Aslan's Mighty Roar

ALT: Aslan's Mighty Roar

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I was addicted to her like alcohol; every single day I drank her up.

I feel bad for those who never go crazy.

Preparing rice pudding

Stretch marks, belly fat, wrinkles, I love you.

Every time you speak, the elephant in the room does jerk-off motions behind your back.

“The Bluesky Experience™”

@bestskeet.bsky.social I was at the therapist yesterday and I showed her your posts and she wants to talk to you too.

I was at the therapist yesterday and I showed her your posts and she wants to talk to you too.