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Dumb Coyote (Viridi)

@yaptaincoyote.bsky.social

She/Her | Infatuated with Trash | Engineering Enthusiast | Living in the Pacific Northwest 🌲

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The No Shoes Bandit @gelonious.bsky.social · 6h ago

Had to explain “my gender is cartoon dog but they don’t make a shot for that, so yeah calling me a man is fine” to my new therapist today.

Dumb Coyote (Viridi)@yaptaincoyote.bsky.social · 8h ago

I really want to make bumper stickers for long-dead elections. Gonna rock a "Harrison/Tyler 1840" made from parchment till it disintegrates.

Firr @firr.bsky.social · 9h ago

Tell your friends you love them.

InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 2d ago

The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.

A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.

J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 4d ago

Secret Panel HERE 🐻 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/silly-mood-89564928

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 4d ago

Photo of a book cover featuring another photo of a real cockatiel. Title and author read:

Introduction to Screaming
By Dr Coqatielius Boidmin

Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 4d ago

September, but I lost my 45 adapter

Dumb Coyote (Viridi)@yaptaincoyote.bsky.social · 6d ago

I have a photographic memory, but it's dyslexic.

Karen Geier @karengeier.com · last wk.

Explain AuDHD to me Ok

🍂K R Y Θ T E Δ🔆@kryotea.bsky.social · last wk.

rumbles...

Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 2w ago

Thank you @uk-dawg.bsky.social for finding it!

Kaz Coyotl 𓃦@mow.bsky.social · 2w ago

Can someone help me find that video of Wile E Coyote shooting the Roadrunner with pistols to the tune of Let’s Groove?

Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 2w ago

2020 v 2026

Julia M. Rohrer @dingdingpeng.the100.ci · 2w ago

Phew, what a relief.

Headline from cosmopolitan.com:
No, it’s not just you — animated foxes actually *are* hot as hell

🍓@unmovingtroika.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Charlie @jamesavali.bsky.social · 2w ago

The Assembler series written by @photographotter.bsky.social has become my all time favorite book series to date! I HIGHLY recommend it to anyone looking for an excellent series to read! www.royalroad.com/fiction/1394...

Olraca @olraca.bsky.social · 2w ago

Props to this hero.

Kieran @toadally.bsky.social · 3w ago

I would like to buy one furry commission please

Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 3w ago

Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!@standplaatskrk.pl · 3w ago

[Car bumper sticker of Fullmetal Alchemist's Nina Tucker and Alexander the dog:]
"Let Us Merge"

Deb JJ Lee @jdebbiel.bsky.social · 3w ago

witnessed something at dragon con I can’t get out of my head

Sketch of a Mike Myers cat in the hat cosplayer staring intently at a poster of a sexy Ring lady

𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 3w ago

i will never not share this whenever it comes back into my life

Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 3w ago

The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.

Y☼TƎ 𓃥 @yotecoyote.art · 3w ago

AHHHHH????? @yaptaincoyote.bsky.social just made my entire YEAR.. if anyone wants a little toy coyote hmu, i can’t wait to bring these to ANE ahhh 🧡🧡😭

Zach Northrop | Wishlist Worming from Home🪱@zachnorthrop.bsky.social · 3w ago

I made a remote job simulator where you’re secretly a worm :) Mash the keyboard, brew coffee, message your coworkers, and wriggle your way to the big promotion. Worming from Home is OUT NOW!