Utopia is difficult to conceptualise but a train that doesn’t stop at Chelmsford is high up there
the other will be utterly excluded from your contemporary consciousness
Just checking, are we on the small pints or large pints tonight?
it smells like another world, more strangely than the moon would to an Earthsman
Hey English I am back in your lands. Please do not make with the hoo haa!
Currently reorganising my paperbacks and came across my TNT collection - aka the wildest, most ridiculous and over-the-top men’s adventure series ever published. Let the synopses give you a taste of what’s inside:
Ah the invidious choice between boilermaker (navy) and boilermaker (railway)
Enough “what would you do on the commune questions” If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?
Hopefully beer and ice cream is staving off any unwanted positive effects from cycling
I keep cycling places for beer and sandwiches like some sort of velocentric trades unionist
Wilson going after the movie that’s paying for her early retirement is not perhaps quite as ungrateful as Franzen distancing himself from Oprah after she made him famous but it’s good to see the pioneer spirit lingers in our irascible intelligencia
couch to 50k leagues under the sea
Day three of trying to remember phrases from Tricolore Stage 2
Movie idea: an 18th century French prisoner is able to see your posts through a wormhole in space/time
Yeah I'm planning on making "rent" this month. My enemies "rent" limb from limb by the great forest apes!
Sad child voice "Naughty, Naughty.... Very Naughty". Slow piano version of The Shamen's Ebeneezer Goode plays.
First poster for ‘EBENEZER’, a new film based on ‘A Christmas Carol’ starring Johnny Depp. “Before he was Scrooge, he was Ebenezer”
I hear Nolan's cookin' up a biopic of this lad en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milman_...
Milman Parry - Wikipedia
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I really miss twitter because this is exactly the sort of thing I enjoyed: I’d reply “ugly” to every male actor Americans suggested and end up getting death threats, or my selfies ruthlessly criticised
Should do a gender swap Odyssey and then we can all argue forever about which men in Hollywood are hot enough to start a war over - because it’s not Matt Damon