zoe calamar 🦑

@zoeraecalamar.bsky.social

writer @ escape velocity (prev: contract writer @ gearbox on borderlands 4, writing intern @ insomniac on wolverine) / ceramic artist / furtive pygmy

Unfortunately all my narrative design advice boils down to: 1. Start and finish projects. Get your reps in. Start small before you go big. 2. Do and experience things that are not games. Get curious about the world and the people around you. Learn, ask questions, read, observe, try new things.

microsoft friends, i am so incredibly sorry. our industry is in hell right now and you guys should not be the ones paying the price for it. my dms are open, i want to support y’all however i can. absolute fucking nightmare!

the marketing for gideon the ninth is so funny to me because the “lesbian necromancers in space” book features no lesbian romance, the main character is not a necromancer, and 90% of the book takes place on earth

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way