Politicians should have to divest themselves of all their income and subsist entirely on alms provided by their constituents withs alms being strictly defined as food, beverage, or ointments only. Private quarters will be available to those who are afraid to sleep beneath the stars
I’m immune to bullets if the person shooting the gun is ugly
We have a canonical truth that I have some sort of company called By Bududu so if one of us has a gripe about something the other may say "I think By Bududu has a solution to that problem." and then we'll make up some dumbass bullshit product and call it DabudeeBoobees by Bududu like SNL characters
Saying "Daniel" out loud over and over. People out here saying "Hello, my name is Da-nyuhl“ sound crazy as fuck
Dune is cool because it is in the far future and has Duncan Idaho who was presumably named after the historic Duncan-Hines cakes and Idaho potatoes
Shai Hulud? More like Shite Hulud because Shai Hulud's shite makes us near immortal
btw when I post these recall thingies like this it's because i hate the way this info is presented in the media and makes u search for the relevant details it should always be this succinct and simple imo!!! we're tired!!
bad bisque@badbisque.bsky.social · 8h agopistachio spread recall
This is basically the recurring nightmare I've had for the last 30 years but she is me and I am shunned by society
marissa walmart dog@meo.bsky.social · 11mo agosometimes all we can do is keep putting one hand in front of the other. do not despair. rather, hope all things. kierkegaard
Nvidia working to make hot ones guy (ai bot, inhuman), able to Nut
If 9yo Me knew how much I enjoy Brussels Sprouts at 41yo he'd slit my throat
Heard this place mentioned on Australian TV that sounded like "Nuller Bore" but it was actually "Null-arbor" which is latin for "no trees" and it is just a big stretch of wasteland with no trees
THE TIME IS NOW: Our union vote is today and tomorrow and we have the UNION YES votes to win. It’s on us to turn supporters out and ensure a strong victory, but we will need and appreciate your support and solidarity along the way as this process moves onward. If you hear me holler “VOTE YES!”
Cool. My razer mouse just stopped working mid-click because they released a mandatory new version of their software that doesn't accept profile migration for my 25 shortcut keys so I need to put all my macros back on it
This is crazy because I went to school with this guy and when my wife was watching a documentary about this they showed the back of this guys head in a shot and I was like "what? That's keith papini's head" because I used to sit behind him and saw the back of his head for like years
Filling my pants with sawdust because I'm scared to wipe my ass
i don't consume any of his media but this is pathetic and embarrassing af to me lmaooo
Kotaku@kotaku.com · 5d agoYouTuber Hank Green Admits He Has Unhealthy Relationship With AI After Facing Backlash Over Recent Video 'The level of dopamine I've been getting from interacting with LLMs is not healthy for me,' said Green
I’m struggling to think of a single use case for this that isn’t mis/disinformation
Joseph Cox@josephcox.bsky.social · 5d agoNew from 404 Media: Google Earth has introduced an AI feature that lets anyone fabricate completely bullshit satellite images. In our own tests, we added a “bomb blast and crater” to an area of Los Angeles. This is a misinformation time bomb, will 100% be abused www.404media.co/google-earth...
Imagined a lost season of Murder, She Wrote where Jessica is forced to take care of her annoying, mop-headed canadian nephew played by @stefanheck.bsky.social just always distracting her with pics of old guys' diseased dicks and shit
