How it's going to feel watching election night results come in for the rest of my life
Tonight we find out whether Michigan voters are bluesky posters or bluesky replyers
really makes you think when someone isolated in solitary confinement craving human interaction blocks you
Some people unironically want Christianity to be more like what they see in Warhammer 40k.
After Austin Dean got hit by a pitch in the head, it lead to a brawl. The pitcher immediately throws down his glove and his hat.
Sounds the sort of thing you'd say if you were hiding Dracula's grave
New centerpiece for the table
I think the problem with the Rock is that the Rock still thinks he’s really cool while John Cena realized that he’s a ridiculous human being and did interesting things with that and Batista realized he was a ridiculous human being and decided to become Daniel Day Louis
"it is what it is" is undoubtedly the GOAT thought terminating cliché. nothing else even comes close. it just is what it is
You're laughing? Mitch McConnell and Lindsay Graham are in hell being sewn together into a human centipede and you're laughing?
Don't want to speak ill of the dead, so getting this Mitch McConnell take out now. He saw Trump with complete clarity, as a danger to America, but protected him anyway. Perhaps more than anyone, he had the power to end Trumpism, but chose party over country. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/jan-6-and-...
TIL the world's new favorite himbo once bought a 13th century copy of one of the Norse Sagas for $150,000, then donated it to the library because "I'm not much of a reader."
Thank you so much for all of your happy birthday wishes. Honestly, I don’t really feel 100. I feel pretty good. I feel like I’m only 98!
That's enough Death of the Author. It's time for Death of the Audience. Start running fools
MAN: Hello, police? It's a terrible thing, you see, my wife was killed last night, I was hoping you could send someone to investigate OFFICER: Certainly sir, the great detective Columbo is in town. Go and see him, he will solve the case MAN: Ah, I see, very good. Oh, officer, just one more thing,
i really don't think people understand how much a trillion dollars actually is. that's three million dollars. you could offer tampa bay rays outfielder jake fraley an entire one-year deal with that kind of money. imagine jake fraley playing an entire season for your team. that's wealth. that's power
im getting word that my trolls are taking advantage of their newfound ability gather in darkened chat rooms to accelerate their plans to; you guessed it, murder me . is that Responsible Use as delineated in the Terms of Service? No it is not
And here we go. Already Ive been tricked into sending my penis to three of these so called "Group chats". I now have no choice but to shut down my alt where I pretend to be a 36 yr old Sex Worker from Brooklyn, offering my calloused, world weary perspective interspersed with moments of gentle warmth
blue sky used to be a community. now every ones off in their own little private rooms talking trash & posting nasty pics. Hate to be the one to say it but group chat culture has made this web site a bastard's website
this much discourse about the city of new york all at once is dangerous and unsustainable. in order to generate enough attention for something happening elsewhere in the united states to break through the zeitgeist, i propose that we immediately blow up the state of indiana
here's a thread of invisible comments left in articles by wikipedia editors!!!
"If you're going to marry me, the main thing you need to know is ranch dressing"