The Alleywitch: Spellcraft as a Service

@alleywitch.cards

Divination nerd, spirit worker, energy worker, and art witch. AuDHD spoonie. Demi/bi and polyamorous. Suburban cryptid. LLM hater, antifascist. Perpetually tired. https://alleywitch.carrd.co/

me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce