NOBODY MOVE you'll scare it

this is the ultimate end point of capitalism, ai will completely atomize everyone and there will be zero shared experiences. there will be no culture, only pure consumption. this must be resisted

no idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave

nothing is better than buying a shirt on a whim, completely forgetting you did it, and having it show up a week later

heading into the weekend like

Manny Suazo@smokyburnout.bsky.social · last wk.

one of the wildest runs I've ever seen

My kids have measles, I can’t afford diesel, I lost my job, and my country just lost a war to Iran. But at least now I can watch firing squad executions on TV.

Miller needs to spend the rest of his life in jail, and any Democrat not committed to ensuring that happens doesn’t deserve to hold office.

Ryan Goodman@rgoodlaw.bsky.social · 3d ago

Stephen "Miller did not want the facilities that were comfortable. He did not want facilities that were humane. We were told point-blank that that was not what the administration wanted." www.npr.org/2026/10/08/n...

Mitchell International Airport has been officially renamed Mitchell International Airport

👻MyOnlyDemonade🦇@myonlylemonade.bsky.social · 3d ago

behold

Small consolation but I love you San Diego

Untuck ‘em

Bernie Brewer Bernie Slide

ALT: Bernie Brewer Bernie Slide

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AARON GODDAMN ASHBY

Jake Bauers’ Walkin’ Hours

Welcome to the series, Garrett Mitchell

Why can’t you just be a normal baseball game

We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed https://theonion.com/we-need-to-take-trumps-rhetoric-seriously-but-not-literally-vs-have-that-guy-killed/

We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed

Almost every day, the establishment seems to get it wrong trying to use Donald Trump’s words to paint him as a dire threat to our democracy. What so many fail to see—and what his supporters have long ...

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This is the rule For every blown ABS challenge, Contreras has to make it up with a homer

Goddamnit Contreras

I mean Unless you’re the Brewers

Samit Sarkar@samitsarkar.bsky.social · 5d ago

Tough to win a baseball game — let alone one in the postseason — when your ace is somewhat off his game, your defense shits the bed, and your offense manages only four hits!!!

LOL, also LOL

Mikael Thalen@mikaelthalen.bsky.social · 6d ago

NEW: Trump Mobile appears to have been hacked, resulting in the leak of personal data on 3,615 customers. A person in the data confirmed to me that he spent $100 on a Trump phone last year but never received a device. san.com/cc/trump-mob...

man, imagining the what the Uecker call of that would have sounded like

I re-watched that at-bat 3 more times Just unbelievable

oh myh god oh my gods ohg maofhadsfoasdhf

If you have a certain number of calls overturned behind home plate you should be suspended.

stop showing this behind the plate camera, god

as good a time as ever to bring this up: chris rock’s acting in Fargo season 4 was some of the worst i’ve ever seen, and the fact that he was praised for it by some critics made me feel insane.

Mediaite@mediaite.com · last wk.

Chris Rock Compares ‘Woke 1’ to the Old Testament and Salem Witch Trials: ‘No Forgiveness’

Still thinking about the Fox booth insisting that the ground rule was an automatic home run