oh my god, the context for the "I'm built for turning Byzantine law into human lightning" line—remarkably, against all odds!—makes it even more insufferable
You're pitching the 3000-world "definitive reported feature" on how the Supreme Court's shadow docket is destroying democracy, and you say you have a former *Clarence Thomas* clerk talking to you off the record for it? Honestly, fuck you for wasting my time AND for insulting my intelligence