Apocrypals
@apocrypals.bsky.social
The podcast where Chris Sims and Benito Cereno read Bible and Bible-adjacent literature and try not to be ding-dangs about it https://apocrypals.libsyn.com/ https://apocrypals.dashery.com/
It has been discussed as a possibility many times I personally had quite a few of these as a kid Also I’m guessing shout out to @comictropes.bsky.social
Ben, who is around@liquidben.bsky.social · 4d ago@apocrypals.bsky.social Archie Christian comics are insane. There is so much going on in this single panel that I feel like it could sustain an entire episode.
@apocrypals.bsky.social episode re: The Book of Jubilees made me go "I have read this fanfiction and it is Bad." It's interesting how much I do not want a version of the bible with Lo Problemático removed or solved.
Got a request from @napoleonicento.bsky.social to draw a St Christopher, so I had @fetorpse.bsky.social ink it to make it presentable
@apocrypals.bsky.social I have to assume that The Mountain Goats' Psalm 40:2 is already on the shortlist of music tracks for the next episode, but let me put this particular version in front of y'all as it goes especially hard www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7YQ...
The Mountain Goats - Psalms 40:2 - Cemetery Gates
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Seven (?) years in the making, submitted to my editors yesterday. 624 pages, covering almost 400 texts but 100 or so pages over my page limit. Happy to leave this in the hands of the editors for a while and move on to something else (or just get more sleep). My thanks to all who helped along the way
A reminder that while we haven’t played this game, there *is* an actual play session of us with @jonnysims.bsky.social and @sashasienna.bsky.social youtu.be/IeiEns0bZz4?...
MacGuffin & Co. play Guardians (with the Apocrypals) - part 1
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Cathy Leamy@metrokitty.bsky.social · 3w agoHold up, the game where you _what?_ Oh my goodness I have never wanted a recorded @apocrypals.bsky.social actual play episode more in my life 🤩
Hold up, the game where you _what?_ Oh my goodness I have never wanted a recorded @apocrypals.bsky.social actual play episode more in my life 🤩
Jo Walton@bluejo.eurosky.social · 3w agoCredo, the game in which you compose your own Nicene creed, is being republished on September 23rd. Everyone who has played with my increasingly battered copy in the last thirty years, now you can get your own www.chaosium.com/blogwe-playe...
_I dreamed last night /I was on the boat to heaven./ And by some chance/ I had brought my dice along…_ No: That is not it. Start over: I have been spending too much of my time thinking about AI these days, with consequences. One of the consequences is that last weekend I dreamed. I dreamed I... 1/
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Just now reading about the purported biblically accurate operating system: TempleOS, and the tragic mental illness of its creator, Terry A. Davis. Wow, a lacuna of ignorance on my part. TempleOS: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TempleOS Terry A. Davis: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_A...
Apocrypals is back!!!!! Apocrypals is back!!!!! I missed you @apocrypals.bsky.social. @benitocereno.bsky.social @theisb.bsky.social
hey apocrypals.libsyn.com/118-the-mous...
Apocrypals: 118: The Mouse Shall Not Lie Down With The Book (Psalms, Part 1)
Verily I say unto you, Theophiloi, that this generation shall not pass til the return of Apocrypals be fulfilled. And here we are, back in action after a lengthy, dissociative absence with the first p...
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Article on those mysterious figures in the Bible, the Rephaim www.thetorah.com/article/the-...
The Rephaim—Biblical Memories of West Semitic Ancestral Giants and Shades - TheTorah.com
Standing in the Transjordan, Moses describes how the previous inhabitants had been the frightening, gigantic Rephaim (lit. “healers”). Elsewhere in the Bible, rephaim are powerless shades, living in…
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Live on the free feed: hark! @feitclub.bsky.social @theisb.bsky.social @benitocereno.bsky.social & @shanewatch.bsky.social sing the praises of El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron retronauts.com/article/2532...
El Shaddai エルシャダイ
Alt: El Shaddai エルシャダイ Enoch looks into camera and says "gimme the best you got" 一番いいのを頼む
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One week early for our Patreon subscribers: @feitclub.bsky.social @theisb.bsky.social @benitocereno.bsky.social & @shanewatch.bsky.social discuss the divine El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron Sign up & listen here: www.patreon.com/retronauts/p...
@apocrypals.bsky.social www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8G4TF1j/ were the Minions at the crucifixion
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Listen to Andrew imo (Also @500songspodcast.bsky.social is literally the best podcast)
Andrew Hickey@andrewhickey.500songs.com · 2mo agoThirding the Just King Things/Shelved By Genre recommendation. @apocrypals.bsky.social is wonderful. And Cocaine and Rhinestones is the best narrative nonfiction in any medium I've come across.
We’ve been getting tagged a lot in this conversation (thanks!), but to be as clear as I can: When we riff about the Apostles being teens and Peter being 16 specifically, that’s us doing a No Prize-style, in-universe justification of their behavior. It’s kayfabe 1/
Mike Wasson@mikewasson.net · 2mo agoThis is the @apocrypals.bsky.social theory. Most of the apostles being dumb teenagers doing dumb teenager things makes a lot of sense to me
The Barbie and the Bible volume by Christopher B Hays and Meghan Henning is here! I got to write the foreword which is a rare excuse to write about Perpetual again!
@apocrypals.bsky.social but really specifically @benitocereno.bsky.social
The Midnight Society@midnightpals.bsky.social · 2mo agoWilliam Peter Blatty: OMG guys!!! the society of st. pius X has schismed from the mother church!!!! Blatty: this could be the biggest interdoctrinal ecumenitestimal since the integral convergence of the helgrimite blasphemy at the diet of dendronal in 1536!!!!!! Poe: King: Lovecraft: Koontz: Barker:
Him: So what’s happening in Catholicism? Me: Oh, Jesus Christ, well— Him: Yeah, but what else?
