ArgoWizbang

@argowizbang.com

Freelance graphic designer/video editor/web developer. ♂️ He/Him 🩸 T1 Diabetic 🖼️ GRAPHICS/SHORT-FORM VIDEO COMMISSIONS OPEN 👨‍💻 FREELANCE WEB DEVELOPER (AVAILABLE) ✉️ argowizbang@gmail.com 🖥️ argowizbang.com 🤖⃠ I do not use genAI

I don’t know how to use chatgpt etc but I imagine it’s going to a website and typing “oh no what groceries do I buy please tell me false god for I am so weak I cannot go on” as your brain atrophies and leaks out of your ears from disuse and the machine is like “buy eggs milk bread and a horse”

Horses cannot vomit, so when you see centaurs drinking MEAD in your fucking FANTASY BULLSHIT just remember the author just made that centaur have no way to lose weight when it gets crippling self-image issues from Centaur social media, which is called Clip-Clok

watching the street fighter 2 anime. i feel like this hitting unsuspecting american children in 1994 who hadnt even heard of dbz or sailor moon yet is the closest we can get in the modern age to the "this would kill a victorian child"

hey man we used AI in the production process of this game but don't worry none of it made it in the game, it was a huge waste of time and money, and we could've just looked at stock photos at the end of the day. You have to accept the future.

Randomly remembered this stupid thing I made back in 2020 (dated 2024 because that's when the post was imported from Twitter) and man I would have made a killing making album art in the '90s Anyone have a time machine I could borrow?

ArgoWizbang@argowizbang.com · 6y ago

In the process of trying to put together some new stuff for my portfolio this random thing ended up coming together as a byproduct of the creative brainstorming process. I have no idea what this was supposed to be or where I was going with it, but here it is. ¯\(°_o)/¯

It’ll always amaze me how executives and investors don’t think this is all extremely pathetic. To be as successful as they are and yet fail to keep 1,000 people employed would be evidence of immense failure in an economic system that wasn’t explicitly designed around maintaining a fucking delusion.

After @elspeth.bsky.social showed off my Cleona Lisa canvas print that I made for her years back someone in chat asked if I took commissions and would do the same for their cats. I gladly accepted, and here's the final result! These projects are always fun. Want your own? I'm available! :D

Three cats that have inserted into the Hans Zatzka painting "A Fisherman's Delight".