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acabylon bee@acabylonbee.bsky.social · 8h ago

the main lesson from the michigan primay is if aipac spent $100 million on haley stevens she could have won

50 year old white lady voice "el-sayed just alienated the entire black community, that's why I'm going to vote republican"

Man it's so funny when James Carville threatens to leave the Democratic party, like oh no, now the party might have candidates who are actually popular with their constituents and have popular policy positions and win elections what are we going to do noooo don't

Yxll, can we talk about wyte media's antisemitism problem or nah? 🤦🏿‍♂️

For further clarity, EA is going to be on the hook for paying 1.8 billion dollars a year in interest, whereas their current yearly profit is 1.5 .So their interest payments are 300 million more than their entire yearly profit. We're in the process of watching them tie a noose and look for a spot.

Pat Stares At BASTION@patstaresat.bsky.social · 6h ago

Yeah we're going to see anything remaining of value at EA get chopped up or thrown into the fire to keep warm, and of course they're going to lay off thousands of people so that the company gets the privilege of disintegrating in a few years. www.gamesradar.com/games/mass-l...

The video game industry finally bleeding out from its decade long wound and everything just reading like transcripts from Radio Rwanda on social media now have me bummed out

I forgot to vote

i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d ago

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

A lot of people on here remain bitter about the version of Uncommitted they made up in their heads while high profile members of the actual Uncommitted are becoming mayors, state senators, members of Congress and maybe even part of the US Senate. In some cases, with establishment support.

#StupidSuez@diplomatofnight.com · yesterday

Under-discussed Michigan politics story is that a co-founder of Uncommitted is about to become the Democratic nominee for a seat to the State Senate with the backing of Governor Whitmer

we need a strong republican party and a bipartisan MAHA movement and common sense trans sports bans and a bailout for havana syndrome victims. we need a big tent democratic party that includes war criminals and the lady at the the wellness store trying to get your mom off chemo

Anthony Bourdain, chuckling: Okay. Okay, let's fucking do this

morrowind.txt@morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 2d ago

Scribs are little baby kwama. We shuck the shells, crush the flesh into a jelly. Doesn't taste bad. And filling. Takes a while getting used to the texture, though.

Conservative platforms: THIS IS THE ANTI-WOKE PLATFORM, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT FUCK OFF LIBTARD "Liberal" platforms: W-well we would like everyone to be here, we don't want to be an echo chamber. Y-you can even use some slurs if you want, we promise....

The Verge@theverge.com · 2d ago

Bluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."

I just saw a post about how long wait times are in Canada and how good Americans have it with our healthcare system. As blueskys resident soothsayer, I have an obligation to warn you this augurs dark times ahead on the timeline

I’ll share it, because I think this rampant anti-Muslim and anti-Arab bigotry is not only accepted by a dying wing of our party but being used to win primaries (see Abdul). It’s on us to see it, shun it, and protect our coalition.

Alex Ip 葉清霖@alexip718.com · 4w ago

What Rachel Bitecofer is doing to Georgia Rep. Ruwa Romman on X is Islamophobic, racist, and disgusting. I will not share it here to spare your day, but no serious candidate should retain her services moving forward

These people will tell you, with a straight face, that Israel is entitled to this plot of land (and more) and to impose an apartheid “Jewish state,” with privileged status for Jews in this plot of land. If you question this, they’ll call you antisemitic.

Let’s just indulge the argument that “it’s just Netanyahu & AIPAC that are bad! Israel isnt all bad.” Which current political leader in Israel would immediately end the genocide and work towards equal rights for Palestinians? And which pro-Israeli interest group would support that?

It's late I can be cringe goddamn I love skunk fursonas they are so hot

Spent all weekend playing grim dawn and it wasn't enough

“therapy? the thing that made Tony Soprano worse?”

us crushing our stupid nulges together

An old classic :)

i'm going to fuck Nermal in his pussy

rapist mentality

Concerns over fake phenomena cannot be held in good faith. There's no such thing as "good faith" concern over razorblades in Halloween apples or vaccines causing autism. If you still have 'concerns' about these issues you are uninformed, a bigot or being manipulated. No other option.

The Mueller report is gonna blow up big time

How can anyone give a fuck anymore, really

Furry Ugly Mane be like My suit look stupid if my pamps ain't full / if my pamps ain't full / if my pamps ain't full