If you’re still in line to have an affair with Jensen Huang, stay in line.

If AO3 wasn't down we would be getting toxic hetslop fic of Jensen adding you to his harem and being your transition sugar daddy while also sharing your autistic interest in chip design and architecture

GOP aghast as affair after affair of Jensen Huang turns out to be consensual and with a female adult.

just got off the phone with Jensen. He wants the fans to know that his penis is safely locked in a metal tube , impervious to all espionage

[jensen huang in the secret council meetings last week] fine. i will be the fall guy for the global ai bubble. i will be your sin eater. but in return i want a news story every day about how i am an unstoppable fuck machine

Nvidia becomes the first major US company to reorganize as a polycule to avoid future future ceo problems

you have stock in Nvidia? the sex cult???

tbh having five million mistresses including an alleged chinese spy is, for 2026, an oddly wholesome sex scandal

With a third Jensen Huang affair hitting today, we can now confirm recursive self improving growth in misaligned relationship capabilities Based on current trends we could reach the affair singularity by the end of November—or even earlier

Reuters@reuters.com · 14h ago

EXCLUSIVE: Former Nvidia CEO Huang had a relationship with a second employee, sources say reut.rs/4iEjWXZ

A friend just posted that Huang was ousted because you can’t be part of the oligarch class with this much irrefutable evidence you prefer adult women.

Ryan Mac 🙃@rmac.bsky.social · yesterday

Jensen Huang had a relationship with an Nvidia executive who reported to him. www.nytimes.com/2026/11/11/t...

IT ME

Abdul El-Sayed Makes History As First Physically Healthy Senator

When Apollo's Dodgeball gets tossed and @abdulelsayed.bsky.social catches it square on.

Prem Thakker ツ@premthakker.bsky.social · last wk.

Oh my lord

Unlucky Morpheus/Ankimo's「その魂に安らぎを　～ Dignity of Spirit」 It will not feel like 10 minutes. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7W9...

[Official Live Video] Unlucky Morpheus「その魂に安らぎを　～ Dignity of Spirit」

YouTube video by Unlucky Morpheus official

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♥ Passionate ♥@concretexros3.bsky.social · 2w ago

Gun to your head, name a song that’s over 6 minutes long.

The transfem urge to abandon feeble flesh & pour your brains into a cute robot girl body 💖⚙️🏳️‍⚧️

Tokon Danger Smile

Alt: In her win animation from Marvel Tokon: Fighting Souls, Danger uses her index fingers to push the sides of her mouth up & smile cutely.

static.klipy.com

Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.

an excuse to dip my toes into animation

dushii@dushiido.bsky.social · 2w ago

this drawing was actually just an excuse to post the shitpost idea i've been having since last year

thinking about the chicken gyro

Detroiter Nicole Williams when asked if Abdul El-Sayed is ‘a bit too left wing to win in Michigan’: “At this point what do we have to worry about? Anything but what we have. We're on our way to hell, so at this point: socialist, socialize, social, dont matter to me, lower my cost of living!”

Lothar: "And here is my daughter, Twin Turbo."

>get told there's another right-wing symbol of the West's cultural counter-revolution >ask if it's a paedo thing or not >he doesn't understand >explain the difference between a counter-revolutionary symbol and a paedo thing >he laughs and says it's a good symbol >see symbol >it's a paedo thing

Your Festive Ad Here@cooluser354.bsky.social · 4w ago

Malfoid is quietly becoming a symbol of the West's cultural counter-revolution.

for geoguesser organized play do they like announce event locations or do they just show a picture of the venue

You know, the thing is, I had drafted this piece a month ago, and then never published it, because I thought maybe it was too mean.

Let's be thankful that this is an online-exclusive pandemic. We've been through enough. 🎥 zacspeaksgiant on TikTok 🎨 punkeydoodles8 on TikTok

what the fuck is happening fgjkfsdhg

Slug 🐛 VTuber@vtuberloveslug.bsky.social · last mo.

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THIS IS REAL I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EDIT

missed National Coming Out Day. but came across this screenshot of the mass email i sent 12 years ago!

fuck no you're kidding me none at all really are you serious what the fuck

For what is a reliquary if not a Medieval Funko Pop

Ben (Bee) Kahn@benkahncomics.bsky.social · last mo.

I love that we have a ton of Saints because Middle Ages people desperately wanted collectibles as bad as we do. For all humankind, the people have yearned for Pokémon.