Bexar Bandito
@bexarbandito.bsky.social
tumblr AND twitter refugee now. likes ponies. pronounced "bear bandito". gahd dang it bobbeh. he/him
Between “Sex Purge Movie has no sex bc Sex Purge Movie director thinks sex is gross” and “Autistic person says they can’t look at cleavage or boobs in video games because of their autism” I fear we need to be even more aggressively pro-sex in media.
Good to remember that you can’t pirate it either. I remember in the early seasons of Thrones seeing HBO use the piracy numbers to boost their claim that it was the biggest show on tv, something they’ll do again if it helps. Watch something for adults instead.
The push for Harry Potter the TV show is going to be completely enormous—they're debuting it on fucking Christmas—and it is the responsibility of TV critics to contextualize this as rewarding the world's most transphobic billionaire (which is saying something) in everything we write about it.
boy i sure do love going to grandmas house!!!!!
Nana Will Do Everything For You
You expect adult Bluey fans to care about spilling jice?
Yes, because it’s A GAMBLING APP, NOT A POLLING FIRM. THAT IS HOW GAMBLING WORKS. YOUR “ANALYSIS” HERE IS BASED ON PRETENDING THIS ISN’T JUST PEOPLE GAMBLING, JESUS CHRIST
It's none of my business whether the website I post on is growing, shrinking, staying the same. I am yelling at the sky and whoever wants to gawk at me is welcome
The Democratic primary for governor of Wisconsin is a really great example of why America needs to switch to ranked-choice voting in primaries. As of now it looks like the winner of the race will prevail with <40% of the vote! No good reason not to switch ahead of 2028.
I’m glad that there’s been more coverage of this, but I must also point out that we - the actual Lebanese - have been saying that Israel’s goal is to make south Lebanon unliveable for nearly 2 years. I said this myself multiple times. We are simply not believed *because* we are Lebanese.
"FT has found evidence of controlled detonations and demolitions by Israeli forces and civilian contractors in dozens of border communities." Most of the destruction happened *after* the April ceasefire when territory was already under Israeli control (dark red dots). www.ft.com/content/25bc...
Tremendous insight into the inner workings of the Trump administration that the NSA/SecState was allowed to go down in a fireball but the person who posts AI slop for the President qualified as needing to survive at all costs.
SCOOP: People on the airport catering truck used to secretly move President Trump off an Air Force One 747 in Turkey included: - Dan Scavino - Walt Nauta - Natalie Harp No Cabinet-level officials were on that truck. wapo.st/3S47ztG
Michael Alfonso won't see all your little jokes. Know who will? Your friends who look like someone drew eyebrows on a dog.
Michael Alfonso, the son-in-law of Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy, will win the Republican primary in Wisconsin's 7th Congressional District, CNN's Decision Desk projects. Follow live updates: https://cnn.it/4zaJLou
Democratic 'strategists': You guys we gotta just steadily erode trans rights because they're too divisive, too bad, so sad Democratic voters:
that’s fucking right
I hope AOC finds love BUT “hot single president” would incite some of the most insane content ever produced by human beings
You know what? Fuck it, gonna post this shitpost I made about the take I saw last night.
Trying to go all "well we need to define what a 'nazi' is before we use terms like 'nazi bar' because people use it too broadly" when trying to defend the part of the fandom that's proudly home to an OC that's a literal ponification of nazism as an ideology is certainly... ...a take...
Sorry for living in Carl's Jr. country. Sorry for being fucking evil, I guess.
Weird how when a Joe Rogan Picrew Avi hotep quote tweets your account you end up deluged with gammons and catboys in the notifications.
By far the funniest Harry Potter related thing to me is when I tweeted ”Hermione Granger taught a generation of women that feminism is the same as being really annoying“ and autism twitter called me a eugenicist for two days
It’s rough being a billionaire. First nobody thanks you for ruining search, and then you have to spend your own millions to prevent the serfs from having decent schools
Google co-founder Sergey Brin has now spent $100 million to fight California’s proposed billionaire tax—he could owe $13 billion if he loses | Fortune
The state’s ultrawealthy, including Larry Page and Peter Thiel, have similarly donated to efforts opposing the wealth tax.
fortune.com
"BlueSky can't read" is undefeated in these replies
If you live in a city you shouldn't have to own a car.
again, these are literally Nazi tactics!! these are Nazis!! and Democrats will say it's too unpopular to speak up against this
This post just popped up on my Facebook from a page with tens of thousands of followers. Behind the black box are the names of 10 children the OP is alleging to be trans. The post also include photos of all 10 children, and the name of the schools they attend. They’re now doxxing minors.
real “my religion says you can’t do that” energy from the BlueSky fun police